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mtndirt · Jun 1, 2009

I drew a wastach early season elk tag in the ded. hunter draw. not askin for advice just happy luck came my way. gonna bust my a$$ and whatever happens will happen.

one_dryboot · Jun 1, 2009

I bet 2 things are gonna happen.

1. You will see Elk

and

2. You will use your T-shirt as toilet paper

bobcatbess · Jun 2, 2009

WHO'D YOU SUCK UP TO TO GET THAT???

GEEZUS!!!

"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!

mossback1313 · Jun 2, 2009

HAHAHA....lol....good one Dry Boot....

I used my pants pockets as toilet paper once (it was either that or sage brush - lookin back shoulda used the sage).

Used lots of things but never used my T-shirt though, I think I'd use pine cones, bark or sage first.

Come one people tell us what you've used instead of toilet paper because you forgot to bring it....and we all have.

HNTBIGBULLS · Jun 2, 2009

I have not used my whole tee shirt,
but I do have several muscle tee's
now, some with 1 sleeve also!

Boskee · Jun 2, 2009

Cut off the tops of my socks more than a few times over the years. Was on a trek with a guy that used the dollar bills in his wallet put them in a plastic bag in his pack and washed them back at camp. Gave a whole new meaning to the term dirty money!

one_dryboot · Jun 2, 2009

I used my socks 2 years ago. When I got back to camp I didn't have feet, I had two huge blisters. Never again!

huntmancam · Jun 2, 2009

hahaha...You guys should try out this new thing they invented just recently, its called toilet paper, works great!

JK, I have been in a couple sh**ty situations myself but as my brother learned once, make sure you know what poison sumac looks like. Very similar to poison ivy or poison oak as far as the effects it does to you. He didn't sleep for 3 days straight. After he wished you would have just used his sock.

my280 · Jun 2, 2009

I ripped the pockets out of a few pairs of pants. Works pretty good till you need the pocket.

Bates7 · Jun 2, 2009

I treat TP as a top priority. On my list of pack items it is #2. Right after water. I learnt my leson a few years ago when I had nothing to use but prarie grass. Ouch, I think course grit sand paper would've felt better.

HornyMan · Jun 2, 2009

I have many long sleeve shirts that are sporting a short side.

Dikndirt · Jun 2, 2009

I once used my stocking cap [outside] I think thats why my bro called me a sh**head.

jd332001 · Jun 2, 2009

ive used my cabelas gloves before and there was snow on the ground so i just washed them in the snow and kept on going. gotta remember NOT to take your gloves off with your teeth though. washed them pretty good when i got home.

brownie · Jun 2, 2009

What's the problem? Just let'er rip, don't need no stinken toilet paper! Do as the Iranians do, use your left hand. But just remember, don't put um in your mouth after!
Thanks, Doug.

bullroarer · Jun 3, 2009

Underwear!! They're already stinky anyway!! Then you just go the rest of the day COMMANDO

Khunter · Jun 4, 2009

you guys remind a guy that it is a good idea to leave random clothing articles you see on the ground alone rather than tp pick it up to see what it is (or was).