Stinkystomper's elk hunt which will REALLY happen

[crazyhuntinfool]

This is what will happen on stinkystomper's hunt.

First, he will arrive to Utah a few days before the hunt, and meet up with Proutdoors, Slam dunk, etc. They will head down to Antimony and grab a bite to eat. They will BS and talk about killing a monster bull. Stinkystomper won't be able to sleep that night. He will be tossing and turning thinking about the mornings hunt.

Day 1 arrives and after a quick breakfast they head out in search of this mammoth bull. Not very long into the hunt they hear a bull screaming, and stinkystomper gets the elk hunting willies. He's ready to throw lead. Slammy calms him down a little by saying relax. Breathe buddy, breathe. They spot 3 bulls up on the side hill 200 yds away. The first one is a small 5x6, a 5x4 and a 6x6 which would score 310.

They continue on the trail in search of something a lot bigger. They stop on the hill side where they can look down in a clearly, and Proutdoors spots 5 cows coming out of a clearing with a bull right behind them. They wait until the bull comes out in the open. It's 500 yds away. Proutdoors quickly scores the bull at 363BC, and stinky gets excited, but slammy holds him back. Stinky keeps arguing, but after some slight swearing then stinky agrees there is bigger bulls. Around 10:00am then Proutdoors spots a bull coming out of some trees on top of a little knoll. He looks big, but he was unable to get a good look so they start to descend down the canyon and over to the little knoll. On the way over they see two spikes and the teasing begins as they tell stinky to shoot. As they get closer then Proutdoors lets out a few cow calls, and the bull screams mad. So Proutdoors bugles back. The bull quickly answers. and they can tell he's coming closer. Then all of the sudden the big bull steps out in the clearing. Proutdoors says he is a nice 7x6 which would score 387BC. He tells Stinky to hold out because it's the first day. Stinky thinks that Proutdoors is absolutely crazy. Stinky grinds his teeth and says "Come on guys thats a awesome bull." Proutdoors and Slammy agree, but they tell him that we can find bigger bulls and Stinky just rolls his eyes and cannot believe he isnt allowed to kill this bull. The rest of the day. The crew only sees cows and smaller bulls. All Stinky can think about is passing on that huge bull. Proutdoors and Slammy keep encourging him to keep his spirit up and to just relax because it's only the first day.

TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[theox]

whoa whoa whoa bigger than 387 on dutton! this story is completly off the wall already!

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

Do you care to take a bet that if it's bigger than 387 BC then I get to flush your head in the toilet 3 times? I see no reason why you won't accept because you sound pretty sure of yourself.

 

[HillbillyNnevada]

Are you guys kidding me? Don't forget this is Utah. This is my prediction which will REALLY happen.

Because this is Utah, I would wager by this time in the year that these guys (Pro, etc.) already have video of at least 3 prospect monster bulls nailed down in descending order from first day bull to last day bull and they have already scored them right down to within 2" of the gross score based upon video alone. I also bet that most of the scouting was free and compliments of guys that just love to be outdoors looking for monster bulls, which is great!

It wouldn't surprise me if they haven't been watching these prospects and have video and sheds of them for at least the last 2 years. The homework is complete by this point (or will be done by mid-August) and now Stinky and the guys will lay in there and hunt their arses off until one of these bulls turns up in a familiar haunt and meets his maker. At least, that is how it seems that most of the monster guided bull hunts unfold in Utah. Any monster guided bull kill short of this is probably just pure luck.

I bet Stinky has scouting video of a monster (as we speak) that he is keeping quiet. Of course, I don't blame him considering how fast word spreads on here because I wouldn't want the competition either. It has to be fun to work these hunts up over a couple years and it seems teamwork is the only way to go to bag a monster unless you have extensive experience with one of these de facto once-in-a-lifetime units. I'm envious and wish I could be part of one of these hunts! If I am way off base after Stinky publishes his story at the conclusion of the season, I will make a $300 donaton to RMEF complete with proof of donation published on this site.

Anyone disagree with my prediction?

 

[slamdunk]

LMAO!!!
I think that a pretty good premonition so far crazyhuntinfool!!

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

Hillbillynevada, you never said anything about the actually hunt, therefore; your prediction is kind of mute.

HERE COMES DAY 2

Well Stinky wakes up with his eyes blood shoot and a little puffy. He couldn't sleep again. He kept thinking about that 387 BC bull. On the other hand, Pro(you have a longer name so I will shorten it) and slammy are more excited than to little kids at Disneyland. They pack their gear. Slammy is carrying the bullets so he quickly does a body search to see if STINKY slipped a few in his pocket. They all head outside, and the wind is blowing really hard because a fast moving storm is rolling in. Then it starts raining.

After they get to the beginning of the hunting spot then STINKY needs to pee because he has butterflies in his gut. He's worried that today won't be very good because of the rain. Almost like magic then the rain stops and it's starting to get light really fast. Pro and slammy start glassing from their high advantage point. They spot 8 cows with a 350 bull walking down a treeline next to a ravine. BUT STINKY needed to take a poop. Stinky got upset because he forgot his toilet paper. He then grabbed a hand full of wet grass to clean his back side.

Meanwhile, Slammy spots another bull that would score 335 BC. This same bull let out a bugle and the 350 bull quickly answered him back. The 335 bull didnt have any cows and he was feeling horny. He started racking a tree and limbs and branches were being shredded off. Pro, slammy and Stinky headed down the trail more and glassed some more. They only seen smaller bulls in the 300 to 340 range.

Stinky starts complaining saying we should have killed that 387 BC bull. BUT Pro and slammy quickly answered back saying. "We will find you a bigger bull I promise." Then STINKY laughed to himself a little and the sorrow went away.

At 9:30 they stop and glass a look out point and see several bulls and cows down in the canyons below. The smallest bull was a spike and the biggest was a 380 BC with some character. Once again Stinky gets really excited and says, "Let me punch a hole through him, but since Slammy has the bullets, and he's bigger than stinky then slammy says "Hell NO!!!!" Stinky like a lost sick pup had his heart broken again. He kicks a few rocks, and he's thinking..... why am I not shooting????

The rest of the day they only see bulls ranging from 300 to 370 bulls. Stinky is getting discouraged and the 387 and 380 are giving him nightmares in his head. He cannot quit thinking about how big they were compared to the bulls back home. He would have never even thought about passing one like that, but yet in Utah he did.

Stinky goes to bed that night feeling a little down, but he knows he has some pretty good guides, and they will deliver for him.

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

What are you talking about? Who let PRO back in where?

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-09-09 AT 09:49AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Aug-09-09 AT 09:38?AM (MST)

OK HERE IS DAY 3

As usually STINKY'S eyes are blood shot from the lack of sleep. He kept seeing the imagine in his mind of the 387 and 380 BC bulls.

They eat a light snack, and once again Slammy has to search Stinky for any bullets hiding in some body cavity. Slammy finds one in STINKY'S BOOT. They head out once again in search of that mammoth bull.

They get to the secret hunting spot once again where Pro and Slammy found a huge bull earlier this year. They start to glass and Pro spots a 6x6 that would score 340 with 3 cows. They keep looking and looking in search of the massive bull. Then all of the sudden Pro spots movement coming out of some trees on the other side of the canyon. He spots 7 cows and then out steps the giant they found earlier this year. Even Pro gasps a little because he's a really awesome bull. Stinky looks through the spotting scope, and he about wets his pants. Stinky says, WHAT DOES HE SCORE, WHAT DOES HE SCORE? Pro whispers......409BC , and Stinky's heart starts pounding. He's as happy as a school girl. He forgets about the last two days of torture. Stinky actually shows a little more life. Slammy and Pro are worried Stinky might spook the elk because of all his excitement. They hold him down and tell him....buddy trust us, we will get this bull for you, but you need to be quiet as they give eachother HIGH FIVES. Pro, Slammy and STINKY work there way slowly down the canyon towards the bull and his harem. Stinky is getting the elk willies every step he takes. He pictures that HUGE bull on his wall back home, and friends and family coming to see his bull.

The close the distance within 200 yds and Pro and slammy work their magic. They let out the special elk calls that only professional guides use. Stinky gets in position this time with BULLETS. Also the biggest grin that only money can buy. Slammy also remembers to tell STINKY to aim and make a nice good shot. Pro and Slammy continue to work their magic, and the bull keeps getting closer and closer. Stinky is shaking because he has never seen a bull this big before on the mountain. Then out comes 4 cows, and Pro, slammy and Stinky freeze. They are 150 yds away. The cows stare down these crazy fellars until they feel safe, and they start feeding again. Stinky even needs to pee again, but he knows he will spook the elk so he does his best to hold it. Pro can see the bull's antlers barely throught the trees. The bull is cautious to step out in the open, but Pro works his magic. The bull takes 3 steps forward, and they see his huge rack. His cows start coming towards Stinky, Pro, and Slammy. The bull takes 2 more steps and turns broad side. STINKY takes aim and FIRES. The sonic BOOM blows some of the leaves off the trees, and it was a pure clean miss right over the bulls back. The bull moves a little and looks around. Stinky aims lower this time. He forgot his gun shoots farther than most. BOOM...followed by a WHOOP. It was a direct hit in the heart. The bulls eyes roll in the back of his head from the impact, and he staggers and fell right in his tracks. Stinky cannot believe it. He just killed a 409 BC bull with two of the best Dutton guides. He beat all the predictions of other forum members. Slammy and Pro harass him a little about missing the first shot, but that was short lived because of this AWESOME BULL laying before them. They give five highs and many many pictures. Then stinky says, "I need to pee!!!"

There you have it gentleman. That is what will happen on STINKYSTOMPER'S HUNT. A rich man and two of the best elk guides make history once again.

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-09-09 AT 02:07PM (MST)[p]I thought it was an awesome story myself with a few funny parts. It's getting me excited for the hunts.

This Dutton hunt with stinky looked like a hot topic. There were some predictions on scores. I like to write stories. I read other threads. I saw some of the characters. I picture Stinky as pretty comical from the things he says. I saw Proutdoors teasing Stinky with spikes. Others telling Stinky that he won't kill a big bull because of jealousy.

I hope all you guys have fun in the end, and find that monster bull that I wrote about.

 

[proutdoors]

I will have to admit that was entertaining. I think having half as good of a hunt as that would be awesome!

PRO

 

[LESGO54]

great stoy, and for stinky's sake i hope it is true

 

[theox]

i was just jokin in earler post about 387 so dont be offened any way nice story really enjoyed it!

 

[LowCountryElk]

Pretty good story...but Stink won't miss that first shot. And he still owes me $20 after its all over....but he doesn't mind.

 

[Prism]

Nice story for sure.

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

Theoux I was just teasing about flushing your head down the toilet. I'm not a very mean person. I never took it personal.


You can't go anywhere you've never been without doing something you've never done.

 

[stinkystomper]

ROFL! That was to good! Sad thing about it is that the pooping bit hit a bit to close to home. Everytime I hear bulls first thing in the morning I gotta go to the bathroom. However you forgot to point out the fact that our bull was shot at and missed by ox on his hunt and subsequently ran all the way to the Dutton.

 

[crazyhuntinfool]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-09-09 AT 10:54PM (MST)[p]Oh, sorry Stinky. I totally missed that part. That bull was on the Beaver right? I love the sign thats says Fillmore Beaver. This was only a rough draft. I knew you had problems with pooping so maybe this story has more truth to it then most want to claim.







You can't go anywhere you've never been without doing something you've never done.