Subject: Surgeon preferences
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>> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
>> on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
>> table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
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>> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
>> inside them is color-coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
>> librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
>> order."The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
>> workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at
>> the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."But the
>> fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes:
>> "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
>> no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."
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>> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
>> on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
>> table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>>
>> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
>> inside them is color-coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
>> librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
>> order."The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
>> workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at
>> the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."But the
>> fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes:
>> "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
>> no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."
>>
