Elk killing lessons

elkassassin

elkassassin

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I decided I am not going to help anybody kill they're elks for free any more. I need a new job to so I am pleased to announce that I will be offering my services for a small fee. I have a lifetime or two worth of elk hunting experience and have mastered the sport of killing elks to a T. If you draw or buy a tag. I will teach and train you to become an elk assassin to! My small fee is $5,000. I feel this is small because you will never need to hire a guide again no matter where you hunt in the future. You will become a better elk killer then any guide. PM me. Seriously inquiries only!
 
I have a feeling you wont get any pm's!

If you do they will say how big of an idiot you are.





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Put me on your list first!


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I hope this joker is a better hunter than he can spell and put sentences together! I really think he is either a youngster, a drunk, or maybe a drunken youngster, LOL!
 
Topgun. Stop stalking me! I am 41 years old and I do not drink. You are not a good stalker. You probably suck at killing elks too!
 
You are too much man! It's now out in the open. You're not a drinker, so that means you're just a 41 year old idiot like the other member mentioned. Also, don't kid yourself about me being a stalker as you aren't worthy of my time for something like that, LOL!
 
While we are on this subject. I'm going to offer my assistance on killing deers, elks, mooses, and antelopes. I will match OP's price. I'm an expert hunter. Send me a check to my PO Box and I'll give you all the help you need.
 
wheewwww! I'm sure glad you decided that you aren't going to help "anybody kill they are elks for free any more". Do you proof read your posts at all before you hit send? I think, in your case, if I'm going to admit my age, I would lie and say I was 6.


It's always an adventure!!!
 
elks?.....elks?.... honestlys elksassassins does thats reallys makes sence? is likes mosts peoples ons heres grews ups ins thes greats outdoors ands whens is heres peoples calls thems elks its kindas makes mes wonders
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-29-12 AT 07:10AM (MST)[p]So how about posting a few of them there elks that you've assassinated in the past Mr. elks killer!!! You're going to have to put em up or shut up before my $5K check comes your way, LOL!!!
 
Laugh all you want. Elkassin is the really deal.


I paid last year and here is Elkassin posing with the Bull he lured in for me with that sexy talk of his. Thanks again buddy.



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Now, now, don't give Elksassassin too much grief over Elks.

There is a local high school whose mascot happens to be elk. It chaps my hide that our tax dollars go to these idiots who are getting a paycheck to teach children Grammar and English; and then refer to themselves as the "Home of the Elks and Elkets".
 
$5000.00 for a half hour of training? (since that's all it would take unless you're covering a topic twice).

I feel like we're all getting punked by this guy and his "student" might be getting phunked in the blunghole.

FYI; There's a big difference between confidence and arrogance. Some people cross the line and never know it.

God bless us all and the dumb ones twice,
Zeke
 
The killin' em isn't so hard. Its finding the ones they wants to kill that tends to trip a lot of folks up...
 
I am a professional beaver assassin, would you be willing you trade your knowledge for a lesson on the proper way to stalk and spear trophy beaver??

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I bait them in....i find that quality beavers will come to the proper bait.....no matter where it is but thats all the info i'm gonna give you....

IF you want to know more then its gonna cost you.....

spearing beavers is a very dangerous sport and must be done correctly if you don't know what your doing or spear them in the wrong place you may never live to spear another....

That means my knowledge is premium and well worth teaching me all you know about ELKS

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THis is 100% accurate, i once attempted to use my spear before being informed about proper beaver stalking and accidentally poached the wrong species of beaver.....

My life has never been the same and i no longer can spear any beaver because of it.....
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-29-12 AT 07:08PM (MST)[p]Team this guy up with JAZZ "The Great Hunter", and in just 2 years they would have to close down the "elks" hunt!
 
Okay. I am sold on spearing some beavers and I no my spear is huge so it will destroy any beavers I throw it at. I am so good at killing giant elks that I think a new challenge could be fun. Maybe would could trade pound for pound? No I want paid and you do to probably. Any ways we should probably PM so others do not get free valuable information on killing beavers and elks.

Allso I replyd to all pms
 
berryblaster. On secend thought we do not need to use PMS. Then people will not take this post serious. I am serious. Hear are my terms. $5000. You must accuire a elk tag in any west state and give me some notice to travle. I will show up at meeting point with all supplies we need to kill a giant elk. If you get more then one tag I will help kill more elks for 2500 each.

Please tell me more about beaver. How many tags can I get? Where do we hunt them? What our harvest ods? How much do you charge to teach me to hunt beavers?
 
elkass, I know of a trophy beavers that really needs a speering. P.M. me and I will reveal the beavers honey holes [for a finders fees of course] Dikndirt
 
First lesson elk, if the price for a trophy beav is anything less than 10,000 then the person claiming it is a liar....

they have no idea what a true trophy beav really is and are probably trying to steer you into the lesser french version!

Those are mostly fur and have no real value to the hunter....


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Dikndirt. I am not interested in beaver hunting with you and your french beavers. My money will go to Berryblaster. He seems to no what he is talking about when it comes to spearing a trophy beaver and you seem like you have your dik n the dirt. I am a professional and only work with professionals!
 
This deal seems all most to good to be true . I would gladly pay your fee assassin if you make me a promise that I will kill this bull I have been watching .

The bull or as I have named him " el studo " is on a general unit , and I know for a fact he is pushin 520 inches of antler . I have found his sheds , and have had him in my sights on two different hunts . The problem is booth times I was ready to put the hammer down ,he just vanishes . I mean like poof he is gone .

I think he might be part ghost , so will your teaching help me kill a ghost elks ?
 
oh my god!!!! this post is too much!!!!! i fell out of my chair crying from laughin so hard!!!!!
 
ghost? (brad; rez,medicine man) can help with that. he works for part whiskey and part cash. the better the whiskey; the bigger the bull or buck. i gave him a gallon of jack and got a 28 incher,,
 
True beaver hunting in the purest form of the the sport involves an extreme element of danger.

'Purests' as they are called may inadvertantly spear a beaver and leave the spear in too long, this causes a lack of bleeding over the following months and the beaver may then return with new beavers and exact its revenge for years and years to come.....

IT IS IMPERETIVE THAT YOU REMOVE YOUR SPEAR FROM THE BEAVER IN THE PROPER AMOUNT OF TIME OR THIS MAY HAPPEN........

also, the size of the spear can have an impact, a spear that is excessively large will leave the beaver in a mangled mess and render it of no further use to you.

A spear that is two small or improperly loaded will do no good either for the beaver will take all of the spear.....without any adverse effects.....

I prefer a mid sized spear with a broad tip.....a slight curve to it will induce further incapacitation when penetrating the wet cape of a wild beaver.....

NOW tell me something about hunting these elusive elks, i have 7200 points in utah and hope to draw a coveted tag soon

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I have the exact same experience and knowledge as elkassassin. I'm willing to provide the same service for $4,500!

Why pay $5K when you can get the same information for $4,500!

Please PM serious inquiries.

brymoore aka elkliquidator
 
Well.... I have the same level of knowledge as either one of you and I'll GIVE it away (if you get me drunk enough). Does that make me a whoor???????/ LMAO

Zeke
 
>I have the exact same experience
>and knowledge as elkassassin.
>I'm willing to provide the
>same service for $4,500!
>
>Why pay $5K when you can
>get the same information for
>$4,500!
>
>Please PM serious inquiries.
>
>brymoore aka elkliquidator


You may be a top notch elk killer, but not quite up to elk assassin's level. I have already booked with him and given my deposit for my spike hunt and have recieved a wealth of info no other could give.
 
I SAID I DO NOT DRINK! Also I do not take checks. Cash only. Please send giant bills to. I do not want a bunch of one dollars bills. I am excited to help some of you kill some giant elks!

Thank you for the serious inquiries.
 
Bucklover if Elkassassian teamed up with JAZZ we would end up with no more elks.haha Because they both are professional hunters!!and everyone would definitely pay only 5G's for a trophy size elk just like the one in the picture above.
 
You said "please send giant bills to". To where? You never finished your sentence. I need your address so I can send BIG money for a BIG elks or should we just meet at your favorite GwAY bar?
LOL, Zeke
 
Zeke, by his spelling i would have to say he is just a little young to meet at the bar...but more along the lines of preschool might work
 
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You might want to get some of those big bills in $1 bills they make good beaver bait.

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