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buglinbull2
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If I were President, meth whores that got knocked up would be required to have an abortion. Those kids don't have a chance.
If I were President, the U.S Mexico border would have a mile wide DMZ filled with our surplus land mines. The Rio Grande would be full of gators and piranahs.
If I were President, Utah would have more liquor stores. I was down there working for two weeks and damned if I could find one.
If I were President, I would find a better tax system and get rid of the IRS. All IRS auditors would be subjected to waterboarding and molested by the biggest inmates I could find.
If I were President, I would pass a law to neuter all child molesters with a steak knife. I would hold a lottery so angry citizens could do it.
If I were President, I would pack up all the wolves in ID, WY, and MT and send them to HuntinDudes ranch. Lots of targets.
If I were President, I would kick the liberal media out of Iraq, let the military fight how they are trained, and have them home in a few months.
If I were President, marijuana would be legal (no, I don't smoke it), but the dealing of meth, coke, heroin, ect. would be a mandatory life sentence.
If I were President, inmates with a life sentence would be sent to an island and be able to act how they want. However, that island will also be a bombing range for the Air Force and Navy.
If I were President, I sure as hell wouldn't be banging a fat intern.
If I were President, I would tell the Green movement to kiss my ass, and go polar bear hunting.
If I was President, I would own lots of assault rifles. Never know when the next Clinton will take office.
Nice to dream.
If I were President, the U.S Mexico border would have a mile wide DMZ filled with our surplus land mines. The Rio Grande would be full of gators and piranahs.
If I were President, Utah would have more liquor stores. I was down there working for two weeks and damned if I could find one.
If I were President, I would find a better tax system and get rid of the IRS. All IRS auditors would be subjected to waterboarding and molested by the biggest inmates I could find.
If I were President, I would pass a law to neuter all child molesters with a steak knife. I would hold a lottery so angry citizens could do it.
If I were President, I would pack up all the wolves in ID, WY, and MT and send them to HuntinDudes ranch. Lots of targets.
If I were President, I would kick the liberal media out of Iraq, let the military fight how they are trained, and have them home in a few months.
If I were President, marijuana would be legal (no, I don't smoke it), but the dealing of meth, coke, heroin, ect. would be a mandatory life sentence.
If I were President, inmates with a life sentence would be sent to an island and be able to act how they want. However, that island will also be a bombing range for the Air Force and Navy.
If I were President, I sure as hell wouldn't be banging a fat intern.
If I were President, I would tell the Green movement to kiss my ass, and go polar bear hunting.
If I was President, I would own lots of assault rifles. Never know when the next Clinton will take office.
Nice to dream.
