rifle666, I'm interested, but we need to clear up a few things first.
Can I stay in camp until you find him? Then come get me? Just so you know, I don't like to get up too early, either.
After I shoot him, can you take me back to camp before you retreive him? I have a bad knee, so I would just get in the way anyway. After pictures of course.
Do you have TV or internet access in camp? If you don't, you should. I like to relax while my laundry is being done. You do have a laundry boy, right? I need fresh sheets every day.
If someone could clean my gun after the kill, that would be great!
Since I'll be driving from California, do you suppose the cook (or someone) could change the oil in my truck before I head home?
You're not one of those selfish guides who expects a tip are you?
Get back to me ASAP
Eel