stinky slams colorado!!!!

stinkystomper · Oct 1, 2009

It appears stinky will be storming colorado in the early part of November for giant muleys. However we have a problem. It seems as if there has been a major rivalry that has formed among the hunting party. Originally myself, my wife, and my father were going to team up with slammy and take on lowcountry elk (aka underdork) who will be guided by utfireman. The original problem was that underdork figured he could hunt with his bow during the rifle season and beat yours truly. I call BS to underdork! Now things have changed. QTIP seems to have grown a pair somehow and now refuses to hunt with the inlaw and hubby(myself). She says she will have her own guide, and that she will kick all our arses. What the heck gives with that. Now my dad wants his own guide to and is saying he wants one larger than the 185 buck I killed last year. What gives? I say bring it on! Me and slammy are gonna be trashin a giant now. I was gonna give qtip the largest buck but the heck with that. It's war now baby. Anyone on here care to guess how this ugly rivalry is gonna go down. I say underdork and his stupid bow are gonna go down in flames..... YEAH BABY! I say if u loose steve that I get to burn that barbaric hunting weapon. I'm just a little suprised at the little big man attitude my dossile wife is starting to show. Wonder where that attitude came from. Certainly not me!?

silly liberals, paychecks are for workers!

hornhunter247 · Oct 1, 2009

sounds to me that you and the little miss got your steroids and her birth control pills mixed up! lol QT going to kill the biggest buck, followed by your dad then maybe you n slammy. (i was expecting more of your dutton bull) lowcountry will probably wuss out and use a gun so he'll be disqualified!

ICHABOD · Oct 1, 2009

My money's on QTPIE
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"Yeah, I'll shoot him"

deadibob · Oct 1, 2009

Stinky I think you miss the spirit of hunting. It's not a contest or competition. If it was, my money would be on your wife after your last accuracy shooting clinic.

1shot1kill · Oct 1, 2009

Get em stinky. You get to hunt and have a competition. It's the best of both worlds. Even if you loose, you still get to chase Colorado monsters. It adds to the excitement. 1shot1kill.

never_catch · Oct 1, 2009

So...uh hey Stinky can I be Qtip's spotter?? I loooooooooove looking at huge racks and promise to take good pics and video for yours and her fans...

~Z~

Longbow6360 · Oct 1, 2009

Yup, I'm with Deadibob, I think your wife is going to outshoot you this time.

"My sickle has a boattail"
"hidden soles leave .308 holes"

stinkystomper · Oct 1, 2009

What's the deal with all the crap on here? Now all of a sudden my shooting skills aren't up to par? It's not the quality of lead in the air, its the quanity! And I put up a wall of lead at my bull. I say if you can shoot fast enough one is bound to hit right? Now cut the crap and leave my expert sniper skills alone. I can't help it if I freakin rule! As for qtpie...... She rarely misses. However it does take a couple phases of the moon to pass before she finally squeezes the trigger. I think I had fallen asleep on her last elk hunt before she finally pulled the trigger on that bull standing broad side at 120 yards. I think he was in to eating the grass, watching it grow back and eating it again. I just hope we can find a deer with the same bad habit. So, now who do you thinks gonna win? by the time she shoots at one I will have slung lead at a few dozen all over 200"! qtpie's goin down! And underdork is gonna be disqualified when he pulls out the thunderstick.

Also, qtpie will take all the spotters she can get! I seriously doubt if you can handle a chick like her. God knows I can't! lol, I freely admit she's too much chick for this country boy.

So, qtpie got my juice mixed with the birth control? That would explain the pair she's grown...... lol

silly liberals, paychecks are for workers!

hornhunter247 · Oct 1, 2009

if there's lead in the air there's hope! QTpie's still the predicted winner!s patience is the key to killing big bucks.

nickman · Oct 1, 2009

Stinky, either way, it's going to be a long, cold winter around your cabin.

Even if she beats you, all this trash talk is gonna bite you in the butt!

Pay no attention to those harping on the shots you took on your elk. They put 20 rounds in a box for a reason. If you only needed one or two, that's how they would sell them.

LowCountryElk · Oct 1, 2009

QTPie will be a formidable adversary no doubt. A definite killer instinct and no doubt a very patient woman....my money's on her.
On the other hand, Stinky just plain can't shoot, so the plan will be to hunt wherever he isn't so as to stalk animals that haven't been shellshocked.
Underdork will just try not to wuss out, and will do his best to avoid the flying lead projectiles being cast about aimlessly by Baby Huey.
It will be a fun hunt and hopefully we will have the opportunity to harvest some real nice bucks; I'm sure someone will keep you all updated........

deadibob · Oct 1, 2009

Pay no attention to those harping on the shots you took on your elk. They put 20 rounds in a box for a reason. If you only needed one or two, that's how they would sell them.

Now that's funny nick.

I haven't met you stinky and it's hard to interpret sarcasm in print but I'm guessing and hoping that's all it is. I'm guessing the ego is all for fun too. I sure hope that's it. You sound like a fun guy to be around unless you're being serious, then I'd say you might have issues.

QTPIE · Oct 1, 2009

LAST EDITED ON Oct-02-09 AT 00:28AM (MST)[p]Oh trust me, he has issues. Atleast he will when we are done with this hunt. I probably wont be able to afford all the counseling he is gonna need when its all said and done with. He doesnt accept defeat very well, especially from a female. Cuz he is a mean, sexist, racist, egocentric maniac....for those of you who dont "know" him. At least he will have slammys big strong shoulders to cry on, and i will be sure a pack a case of muscle milk to help take the sting of defeat out. unlike stinky, im dead eye #####! lmao[font size="22"]

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cjboz · Oct 2, 2009

Now this is what I am talking about!!! My money is on ole Pops!! The old timers know how to get it done. A few more hours in the hills. I try to out hunt my dad, and then he says come back here and look at that horn or ear 500 yrds away in the brush

UHHH Good luck to all of you and I will call Ceasars Sports book in Vegas to see if they are taking odds yet

Deerlove · Oct 2, 2009

Stinky has GOT to be Moosies brother.

Boskee · Oct 2, 2009

LAST EDITED ON Oct-02-09 AT 01:47PM (MST)[p]Stinky you don't like advice but i'm going to give you some here anyway. This is the wisdom that comes with age speaking. It doesn't matter what you do she wins. She holds the cards that really matter and controls your life whether you want to believe it or not. Even if you win this little wager which I doubt you will, because any guide that has a pair or not will undoubtedly work much harder for her than you. A great looking chick will always get a better parking spot than a big tipper everytime! You can't beat reality, if you doubt me (check your ego) look in the mirror would you rather be around her or you? Even if she hires a female guide she wins, they'll kill themselves to beat the boys and get information out of men to trump you! There's not enough nutrients in that muscle milk to offset what nature has bestowed on her. Figure out a way to cut your losses now or else what she's going to do to you will make Custers massacre look like a cake walk. Even if you think your buddy Slammy's going to help you out on this one wake up, if she blinks her eyes and tells him she really needs to shoot a bigger deer, he's going to fold like a cheap lawnchair because every guy wants to please a beautiful woman any way they can... Stinky you can't compete with that even in a set of Bone pumps with a gucci bag in San Francisco! It's life but on a good note you married well son and you won there big time!

coloradoman · Oct 2, 2009

Stinky and Slam....if you need(or want) any help or advice,depending on where your headed,I know alot of the western slope like the back of my hand and would be willing to share what I know with the 2 of you.Just shoot me a P.M.

EROCK1313 · Oct 2, 2009

>They put
>20 rounds in a box
>for a reason. If you
>only needed one or two,
>that's how they would sell
>them.

That was a good one Nickman!

That must be why they sell arrows in 1/2 dozens; it doesn't take as many shots to Get-r-Done! LoL!

Like previously said, the wifey wins by default; any way you look at it! She may lose the battle, but she will ultimately Win the War when you get home and all you have to comfort you is some Cookies and Cream Muscle Milk! LoL

At any rate...I hope we keep gettin updates and that when all is said and done; a good story and some great pictures are posted of the Victor(s)!

GOOD LUCK!!!

?-ERock-> ?

slamdunk · Oct 2, 2009

Hey Stinky, did i mention i traded all my guiding equiptment in on golf clubs the day after your elk hunt??
Rofl!!!

ktc · Oct 2, 2009

I am gonna have to go take out a loan and enter this pisscutter contest! You got more tags slambo?

qt is a girl, I can beat her!;-)
stinky shoots like a girl, I can beat him.;-)
LCE shoots a bow, no worries there.;-)

You guys and gals make me laugh!

Gator · Oct 2, 2009

Low You and Q-T-PIE should team up and doubledown on his A$$ for a high score. Sorry Brother.

Pops Just remember the old saying.
" Old age and treachery WILL OVERCOME Youth and Skill" so get out there and win one for us Old Guys.
With Mom in the cheering section you will be hard to beat.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

sjhgraysage · Oct 2, 2009

Ktc still has BARBIE! And she is really getting good at killing the big ones!
If he gets a tag I'm bettin on ktc! ;-)

LowCountryElk · Oct 2, 2009

Gator,
Now why would we need to team up to beat the last place guy??? Baby Huey has already lost ..... and he even knows it. Last place. I smell a forkie in his future .... if he can hit it.
He's just too excitable. Hate to think about where else that characteristic manifests itself.....
LOL!!!!!
LCE

stinkystomper · Oct 2, 2009

OMG! I forgot about barbie!

KTC, you can come but only if you ship barbie to me now. There are a few spots left but not for a barbie toting fairy!

As for qtpie...... those babies are inflated by a bicycle pump. All I gotta do is let the air out of em and that hunts mine! LOL
Besides I bought her a camaro for her birthday 2 days ago as a consilation prize so I've already bought her out. She has to throw the game or else!

I also know she can't win! She's so proud of that car that she had me put gun racks in the back seat. Says she's gonna take it to colorado and show it off to everyone as she uses it to road hunt in. So that makes 3 strikes against qtpie. Now to deal with pops. That ones gonna take some time! I don't have to deal with under dork. His lack of common sense from being overly intelligent will probably lead to him shooting himself in the foot with a broad head.

silly liberals, paychecks are for workers!

stinkystomper · Oct 2, 2009

UH OH! QTPIE just in formed me she's gonna take the big gun. She's takin one gun and one gun only...... Her new 430!
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430 hp that is lol! No really, she said that! How can ya be on her side with so much blonde behind the wheel ROFDL!
here's the gun..

Sorry honey. If I woulda know the purpose in the car I woulda had it comoflauged. ROFL!

silly liberals, paychecks are for workers!

stinkystomper · Oct 2, 2009

So you have the above hunter with the above hunting method...

Then you have lowcountry elk aka(underdork) who has somewhat lacking type hunting skills pictured here

Then of course you have me and slammy......

I think me and slammy look like more viable candidates.

silly liberals, paychecks are for workers!

sjhgraysage · Oct 2, 2009

Seems that ktc is pretty stingy with Barbie. I thought about asking to borrow her for my up coming big bull hunt in WA, but didn't think I could stand the rejection. LOL
My teenage boys would be drooling over the pic of that car and probably would not even notice QTpie, they have a lot to learn!
;-)

ktc · Oct 3, 2009

LAST EDITED ON Oct-03-09 AT 03:50PM (MST)[p]graysage,

You can use her! All I ask is you treat her like a woman. Clean her up when you are done, make sure you keep an eye on her, and give her anything she wants! Deal? Just send me your address, then Rick gets her unless stinky can talk me out of her the week before his hunt?

stinky, that is a good looking car! Can I have one?

QTPIE, maybe it is just me, but your hotness is much more impressive in that jacked up Duramax!

Gator · Oct 3, 2009

I swear that car looks like it is smiling like it knows something you guys don't. But everyone knows BIG BUCKS are scared of yellow.

My money is on POPS

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

Model_70_Guy · Oct 3, 2009

LAST EDITED ON Oct-03-09 AT 05:34PM (MST)[p]>UH OH! QTPIE just in formed
>me she's gonna take the
>big gun. She's takin one
>gun and one gun only......
>Her new 430!
>.
>430 hp that is lol! No
>really, she said that! How
>can ya be on her
>side with so much blonde
>behind the wheel ROFDL!
>here's the gun..
>

Love that new Camaro, That's the same motor that's is in my '08 Vette and they flat sh!t & Git plus I bumped the hp in mine from 436 to right about 460 with a few bolt ons and I can put it in 6 gear and set the cruise @ 70 and get 32+ miles per gal. Amazing what the GM engineers did for '08. I would have bought the Camaro over the Vette if they were available at the time but I think my wife is going to get rid of her car and buy a Camaro.. Now if I can talk her in to the 430 hp motor...
By the way Stinky.. May not be a good idea to get in to a contest with your spouse.. They have a way of coming out ahead.