YOU MIGHT BE A ROAD HUNTER IF...............

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1. Your new gear this year consist of a bumper jack, lift kit and new tires.
2. You have so many stickers in your back window (like Bow Hunter, Elkohalic, Mathews, Hoyt, BowTech, Gladiator, Double Trouble) That you can't even see out of your rear view mirror.
3. You have covered a entire hunting unit before noon on the opening day.
4. The term spot in stock means, get your buddy in the bed of the truck, slowly slip your truck in gear and drive down the highway at less than 5 MPH. Your buddy jumps out as you pass the deer, while the deer stays fixated on the truck as you drive pass.
5. Your honey holes consist of I80, I15, and I70.
6. You strap your bow in your passenger seat with the seat belt and arrow knocked.
7. Glassing to you means looking out all of the windows in your truck that aren't covered with hunting stickers.
8. "A deer drive" literally means driving the county roads looking for deer.
9. You have hit more deer with our truck than you have shot.
10. If any of the above have mad you mad, you might be a road hunter.


I am sure I missed a bunch, so feel free to add to the list.
 
Actually, when you think about it- harvesting a good deer from a major freeway or highway is more rare than harvesting one on a pack-in trip... So, I guess road hunters deserve more respect...

:D :D :D


"Therefore, wo be unto him that is at ease in Zion!" 2 Ne. 28: 24
 
Haha!
A few more

You might be a road hunter if...

-You've ever used rubber gloves to gut (I mean field dress) a deer or elk.
-You've ever shot an animal while standing on top of one of your buddies.
-You've ever hooked your buddies sling through a seatbelt...and buckled it.
-You've ever heated your lunch on the defroster.
:)
 
-if a seat belt has ever prevented you from getting a shot off.
-if a door ajar alarm has ever prevented you from getting a shot.
-if you have handles on your toolbox to help your buddy maintain ballance.
-if you wear dark mossy oak camo in the desert
-if you own a window mount for your spotting scope, but not a tripod
-if you spend $50 in gas to get to camp, but $150 while your there (on a three day hunt)
 
:) Great way to start a Friday....
.... IF you still have powder burns on your hood, tool box, or windshield.
Or better yet.....IF you have ever shot your hood.
 
My favorite from the book cliffs over the weekend.

"If you've ever got saddle sore from you wheeler and it hasn't been out of the truck bed yet."
or (to you guys in the red Ford)
"If your camo is metallic red to match your 'blind'."
 
The only camo you need is on your left arm.
you have a broken windshield from flying brass out of the AR 15
 
you have a broken windshield from flying brass out of the AR 15
seen that one quite a few times in freinds trucks at coyotes doing a wyoming drive by
 
*Glassing is when you forget the plastic mug and are forced to use glass.

*Your hunting boots double as house slippers.

*You have a bottle in the trailer and a plastic travel bottle.

*Shot at a deer, with a muzzleloader in the jeep, with and oxygen tube in your nose and an oxygen tank in the back seat.(My old man, god bless him).

*3 guys pushing(the young ones), 15 on point.

Man I can't wait!!!!


When they came for the road hunters I was not one so I said nothing. When they came for the oppurtunists I was not one so I said nothing. When they came for the public land hunters I was not one so I said nothing. When they came for me there was no one left to say anything!
 
-When you see a deer X-ing sign along the road you have got to you hunting spot,you slow it down and start looking harder.
 
If your FAT LAZY ASS is loaded upon your Wheeler/Quad/Rhino/RAZOR/Etc & you come to a "ROAD CLOSED" sign but continue on chancing the TUNE-UP you just might be a Professional TARDville Road Hunter!

If you Travel in Packs of 4 to 6 Wheelers in the Book Cliffs riding/Hunting while standing up on them cruising around at 40-70 MPH pounding every main road you can find & eating Dust all damn day you just might be a Professional Road Hunter!

If your Windshield has a Half Moon Break in it from shooting past it you might be an Average Road Hunter!

If you had to drag the Deer/Elk out of the middle of the Road to GUT it so Traffic could get by you're an average TARD Road Hunter & probably in the Book Cliffs!

We could Write a History Book on the Subject but I'm gonna quit before I OFFEND Somebody!:D







For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
A road huntin' machine once told me "Drive in reverse, that way the deer think your going and not coming" I had to think about that one for a sec. Funny!
 
Oh yeah and Ben Thompson could spill a whole gallon of coffee in his crotch and not burn his nutz.
 
You might be a road hunter if you are my brother and you killed a nice 4 point buck this season...I sure appreciated the pack out though:)
 
Our "McDonald Creek" NV deer stand!Yrs. ago, now!
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You might be a road hunter if you consider deer x-ing signs a form of State sponsored 'hot spotting'.
 
You guys out west aint got nothing on road hunting.
We invented it here in the southeast.
I routinely see pickup trucks with a swivel bassboat seat
mounted in the back on top of their dog boxes. That's class right there baby!!!

I do have my standards though. Once in TX. a guide told me to "just lay your rifle out the window over the rear-view mirror" and shoot a javelina. I would have no such thing!!!
I got out of the truck and laid my gun over the hood like a real sportsman.

Seriously though, I've "been there-done that" and dont care to do it again.
 

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