Please define "pisscutter"

Deone

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I need some adjectives to define "pisscutter" I've seen it used many times, but get confused sometimes. I think I've seen is used for giants but also referred to for smaller deer?

What exactly is a "pisscutter?"

Deone
 
anything smaller than what YOU are willing to shoot... Unless you are referring to the CAT then it is of any animals picture posted on MonsterMuleys that he didn't kill.

Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"


Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer? See Zeke for prime example....
 
>I need some adjectives to define
>"pisscutter" I've seen it used
>many times, but get confused
>sometimes. I think I've seen
>is used for giants but
>also referred to for smaller
>deer?
>
>What exactly is a "pisscutter?"
>
>Deone

Usually when you hear it being used for a bigger deer it's being sarcastic.
 
I see, i'm enlightened.

The reason why it means different things to different people!
I did sense sarcasm pisscutters as well.

Thanks!
 
Deone,

So glad you asked. I've been on this website for almost 10 years and haven't figured it out! I guess all the sarcasm has made it difficult to pick up on the definition. I don't know a person who uses the word, and I don't know why this word has caught on to people's vocabulary. Its a pretty dumb word if you ask me.

The next question I have is: How did the word "pisscutter" ever become a definition of deer's size?

When I visualize "pisscutter" I think of a straight stream hitting an object and thus it "cuts the piss."
 
Years ago when this question first came up there were mixed ideas on whether it meant small or big. Back then the majority agreed it meant big. A pisscutter was a big enough deer that it was worth cutting off/stopping your pee midstream to get after it.

Back then Bessy agued real hard that it meant small.

Fast forward 6 years or more; Bess has overwhemled us with 20 thousand posts eluding to a pisscutter as small. His effort alone has established the the official MM definition for piscutter as a small deer.
 
Well, this has been a continuing argument for a few years. For some it means a big buck, others it means a dink.

The latter is the most commonly accepted here on MM.

HOOK 'EM!
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>Years ago when this question first
>came up there were mixed
>ideas on whether it meant
>small or big. Back
>then the majority agreed it
>meant big. A pisscutter
>was a big enough deer
>that it was worth cutting
>off/stopping your pee midstream to
>get after it.
>



I am glad you asked to! this definition definately would sum up
pisscutter to me. Reading it really cracked me up. Still laughing as I type this. I would LOVE to have a chance at a real "pisscutter" :)
 
Bess refers to them so often that I assumed he coined the term!
Now I get it, although many of us old guys can't cut our piss, without dribbling...
Oh my...
 
Bess's idea was that the deer is so small that it walks under the big bucks and gets pee'd on, thus cutting the stream.

It would be cool to re-read the original argument thread from years ago.

Now days a piscutter is used to refer to small young bucks; However, it is also quite often used sarcastically as mentioned above.
 
First is was the "cartridge vs caliber" comments that i made in another thread and now this! Winter must be close if not already here.

So i thought "pisscutter was about a younger buck walking thru heavy snow and being young, his piss stream being strong enough to cut the snow in a clean line along with his tracks, right down to the ground. A older buck, well, maybe not so much. :)

That's what i thought though. Seems i read about it here someplace way back.

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
 
>I was thinking of Bessie the
>other day is he still
>with us?

Is the Pope Catholic? Of course he is still with us. Bess just molts a few times a year and grows a new shell.


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JUDAS FRICKEN PRIEST!

GAWD not again!

For the Trillionth time!

GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!

How many times I gotta SPLAIN It?

A PISSCUTTER is a PISSCUTTER is a PISSCUTTER.................!

I'm gonna Post you a Link,go down a few words & You'll see the Definition of PISSCUTTER!

Even the BOY up North(BCBOY!) will clue you in on this being the Right Definition of PISSCUTTER!

http://huntwashingtonstate.com/HWS/hunting_dictionary.htm





Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
Here's a Picture of a PISSCUTTER!

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Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
That is a beautiful mount Bobcat/elkassasin.
Is it still your best buck to date? :)

You invented the term, you get to define it.
 
Hey bowhunt!

That's Breedin Stock in TARDville!



Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
That is F'g photoshop if I ever seen it!
Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"


Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer? See Zeke for prime example....
 
from, ahemm, Elkassassen's link:

"Pisscutter - Small animal like a spike or a yearling"

otay, why so are they named thus? ;-)

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
 
JUDAS Sage!

I've SPLAINED it to you many a times!

They are Pissy = Piss!

They are 'Cut'(= Cutter!) out of the Shootin Pool!

Get it?

I'm waitin for NVB to CHIME in & tell us all again how 'BIG' the word means,but Since his State showed their good Sense last night might be a while before he Chimes in!



Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
Bessy is off his meds yet again. No doubt he has redefined the word and has hounded us so much over the years about it, we have all given up and let him think he's right.
 
So BADGEBOY?

You're sayin the Huntin Dictionary is Wrong too?:D

Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
Crap now the Cat thinks he edits the dictionary... time to cut his claws back a little and file his teeth down...


Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"


Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer? See Zeke for prime example....
 
mntman!

Read the Huntin Dictionary!

JUDAS!

Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
What the cat huntn' dictionary that has 3 words... pisscutter, atv and cow-hunt.
Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"


Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer? See Zeke for prime example....
 
"Get it?"

Naw, got to be a better reason than that. Bess, i think you should adopt my explanation from above. :)

Then again, makes no sense at all who was voted in again for another 4 years.

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
 
OK Sage!

You Listening?

Gonna SPLAIN it one Last time!

PISSCUTTER = Sub-Standard!

You Get It now?:D

Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
no!

I asked you why. You say it is. The explanation doesn't add up no matter how much you "splain" it! lol

i think it's time for my nap. have a good one!

Are you going to post up a pic or pic's of your hunts this year?

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
 
Well sage!

I was in on 7 different Bull Elk Hunts this Fall!

They Ranged from PISSCUTTER Bulls on up to 384"!

You won't see many Pics with My Mug Shot in them!

3 of the 7 Hunts/Bulls were Family!

The other 4 Hunts/Bulls were Friends!

I'm still in Big Trouble over the San Juan 'Camp Meat' Buck I shot!

Ya,He was a PISSCUTTER!

Didn't figure the SJ Herd would miss that Buck but Damn was I wrong on that Assumption!

They don't take that Crap Lightly anymore!





Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
Bessy,
You're famous man! You made the Urban Dictionary. LMAO!!! I guess you have pounded on us so much over the years the internet search tool that the Urban Dictionary uses came up with your rantings as one of the definitions. They even used you as an example of a Pisscutter. :) :)


Pisscutter

A very small sub standard Bull Elk or Mule Deer buck commonly found and harvested by Utah sportsmen.

Say Bob Im going over to see Bessy's buck, care to put down that Mountain Dew and LDS bible and join me? NO thanks if I know ole Bessy it's just another pisscutter.

That was cut and pasted straight off the Urban Dictionary website. Here's the link. Too F'in funny!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pisscutter
 
GOOD GAWD BCBOY!

You Guys believe me now?:D:D:D

You get it Sage?



Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
LMAO BCBOY

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Well, pisscat/elkassasin,

I finally looked it up.
We may all unite together, get a vote, and change the MM definition of Pisscutter. Crazier things have happened, look who the hell we elected as President TWICE!

Here is the official Definition of PissCutter:
What say ye all, shall we vote and change the MM definition also?

Pisscutter

Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"

When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.

This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.
 
I remember that ol' BOBCATBESS, I swear , if he was hear today, I'd punch that obama lovin' coward in the nose!
 
Not to get off on a tangent too far, but would my 2x0 buck qualify as a "pisscutter" of a buck?

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...or how 'bout if you bagged a 3x0 like this buck:

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or this one?
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or I'll bet something like this would make you "cut off your stream?":)
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JUDAS!

I didn't know you could Buy Mugs & Shirts with my name on them!:D

I'm tellin ya Sage!

It must be True!

It's officially in the URBAN DICTIONARY!:D:D:D

Hello Mr. Wisz,This is the UDWR Calling....LMMFAO!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
 
You know, I've been here for years, and never heard the original story about a "Pisscutter"

Thanks heartshot...!! :D

"Therefore, wo be unto him that is at ease in Zion!" 2 Ne. 28: 24
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-08-12 AT 10:33AM (MST)[p]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pisscutter read explantation number 6

also is refered to a hat the marines wore.. but actually is based on the cap's similarity to a va gina, thus a piss-cutter.
 
I assumed it was similar to a turdcutter, so I never asked why a bunch of guys were commenting on each other's pisscutters. Logic is out the window.
 
OK, from now on, any small or young buck that i run across will forever be referred to as a pisscutter.

Why, one might inquire? Because it's in the Dictionary fool! :)

How's that Bessy? Am i good to go?

Sounds like you had a good year with all those hunts. I'm still helping one friend with a hunt. He passed on a 23-24" 155-160 class, clean and even 4x4 the last time we were out. Not bad for a Kali buck to be passing on! He ain't out there to get no pisscutters! :)

Joey


"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
 
Here's the prime and best example of a pisscutter: mtnman!

Please, please will someone buy a truck for him! The poor kid needs to break the apron strings with coloboy and needs his own truck to do so!
 
Along with the term "pisscutter", BESS also coined the phrase, "go in slow, it's my first time."

Steve
Future holder of a 2014 LE Utah Deer Tag!!
 
>Along with the term "pisscutter", BESS
>also coined the phrase, "go
>in slow, it's my first
>time."
>
>Steve
>Future holder of a 2014 LE
>Utah Deer Tag!!
>


Was he afraid he'd get lost in the forest?
 

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