HAPPINESS IS???

bobcatbess · Nov 8, 2004

THE QUIETNESS OF OPENING MORNING OF MUZZ ELK SEASON!!!

TAKE THE 50 ROUND BULLET BELTS AWAY AND IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH BETTER A HUNT SOUNDS!!!

YA,IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HEAR A SLUG MAKE THE CONNECTION,BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 1000 ROUNDS OF BULLSHIT SHOTS OPENING DAY OF THE RIFLE ELK HUNT???

I NEVER HEARD A SHOT OPENING DAY,I GUESS I'M NOT HUNTING WHERE I SHOULD BE???

NO ORANGE,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,WHAT A SIGHT!!!

THERE WASN'T 96,999 OTHER HUNTERS TO CONTEND WITH,ALTHOUGH THERE WERE ALOT MORE HUNTERS THIS YEAR!!!

I DID SEE A COUPLE OF WHEELERS RUNNING HAND IN HAND,THE MACHINES WERE STRAIGHT PIPED,OH,THE ELK LIKE THEM!!!

ALOT OF DISAPOINTED HUNTERS IN THIS AREA,I COULDN'T BELIEVE TWEETY BIRD SEASON DIDN'T OPEN UP BY ABOUT 10:00 AM!!!

THE ONLY bobcat LOOKING FOR A RESPECTABLE BULL IN AN OVER HUNTED AREA!!!

sirfilbert · Nov 8, 2004

Silence is a beautiful thing ain't it. We didn't make it out this year but if you don't mind me asking, what unit are you hunting? We'd of been on the North Slope but had deer tags else where.

bobcatbess · Nov 8, 2004

sirfilbert

CHECK YOUR E-MAIL!!!

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

ktc · Nov 9, 2004

.......blowing a hole the size of Rhode Island in the middle of a 400" Pahvant bull in the heat of the rut.;-)

c3 · Nov 9, 2004

Bobcat, you just described perfectly the reason I chose the bowhunt years ago.

Same, same that time of year, only it's much nicer weather to be hunting in up high in the mountains

Cheers,
Pete

bobcatbess · Nov 9, 2004

ktc

WOULD YOU LET ME BACK YOU UP WITH A 600 GRAIN SLUG???

I'LL LET YOU BORROW THE GUN,ONCE THE 'QUALITY OPPORTUNITY' IS PRESENTED WE WILL TAKE NO CHANCES!!!

BESIDES,YOU CAN'T CHEW A 400 BULL ANYWAY!!!

REMEMBER TO SLIP THAT 1000.00 BILL IN WITH YOUR APPLICATION,THE DWR WOULDN'T DARE SEND IT BACK TO YOU,THEY'D BE LEFT WITH NO OPTIONS OTHER THAN TO SEND YOU THE TAG!!!

THE ONLY bobcat HOPING ktc WILL DRAW THE LE PERMIT, HE'S BEEN PACING THE FLOOR LONG ENOUGH!!!

ktc · Nov 9, 2004

Thanks for the well-wishes. Back at ya buddy.

I wouldn't know a 400" bull if it kicked me in the ass as I have been told, but I would sure like to try!

bigbullhunter · Nov 9, 2004

watching another hunter miss the bull of your dreams opening day and watching the bull disappear into the thick tangled trees we call a forest not to be seen again until after the hunt.

BBH

udderdelite · Nov 9, 2004

........getting back to my straight piped ATV and know that the Mr. Goodwrench himself, bobcat, hadnt preformed a tune up on it. hehehe

Oh, AND coming home to a silent house with no nagging biitching wife anymore ;-) ;-) thanks to bobcat aka milkman

bobcatbess · Nov 9, 2004

udder

YOU'VE SURE BEEN IN A BETTER MOOD SINCE YOU GOT RID OF HER!!!

THESE BOY'S WITH THEIR STRAIGHT PIPES ON THEIR BAD BOY ATV'S ARE ACTUALLY TUNING THE ELK UP LONG BEFORE THEY GET INTO SHOOTING RANGE,I LIKE IT!!!

SO, I GUESS YOU LIKED ME BEING THE MILKMAN MORE THAN YOU LIKED ME BEING MR. GOODWRENCH???

THE ONLY bobcat THINKING:IT'S AMAZING HOW TUNING WOMEN DOESN'T FLARE TEMPERS NEARLY AS BAD AS TUNING ATV'S,I GUESS ALOT OF THEM DON'T KNOW AND NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THE 'LADY' TUNE-UPS I DO???

antlerrick · Nov 10, 2004

Hey bobcat,
What do you charge for a "lady" tune-up....
I may know of a friend of a friend of a friend who could use your services????? LOL If you know what I mean????
And you do it under disguise of the milkman??? How clever!!
LMAO....

bobcatbess · Nov 10, 2004

YA,JUST LIKE THE MILKMAN,I KNOW WHERE THE BACK DOOR IS!!!

YA SEE,IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KIND OF TUNE-UP THOUGH,I KNOW WHO'S HUNTING AND WHEN THEY'RE HUNTING,THIS TYPE OF TUNE-UP USUALLY GOES UN-NOTICED,UNLESS YOU'RE LIKE udder,HE FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME CHANGE,HE SHOWED UP RIGHT WHILE HIS NOW (EX-WIFE) WAS GETTING TUNED,HE WAS IN A REAL BAD MOOD FOR QUITE SOME TIME BUT HERE LATELY HE'S EVEN BEEN JOKING ABOUT IT,SO I GUESS GOOD THINGS ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE DO COME FROM A GOOD TUNE-UP!!!

IT'S THE HIGH COUNTRY ATV TUNE-UP THAT FLARES TEMPERS,RIDE THEM IN THIS AREA IN THE PRIMITIVE,CLOSED AREA'S,AND I WON'T BE THE ONLY PERSON YOU'LL HAVE TOO WORRY ABOUT,EVEN THE LOCAL COWBOYS KNOW HOW TO DO A HIGH ELEVATION JET-JOB!!!

AND AS FAR AS WHAT I CHARGE,YOUR LADIES USUALLY PAY ME A LITTLE,REMEMBER,THE MILKMAN ALWAYS CAME BACK FOR MORE!!!

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,COME BACK HOME WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOO(NOT ANY EARLIER),AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TIME CHANGE!!!

antlerrick,IF THE TUNE-UP YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT WITH THE LADIES INVOLVES STRICT DISCIPLINE,WELL YOU'VE GOT ME FIGURED ALL WRONG,ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

THE ONLY bobcat WAITING AND WATCHING FOR THE NEXT HUNT!!!

antlerrick · Nov 13, 2004

LAST EDITED ON Nov-13-04 AT 10:06PM (MST)[p]BOBCAT,
I hear ya on the High Country Tune-ups. There have been a couple of times I would have liked to do a few of my own...
And as far as the ladies tune up, my wife has always been pretty good as far as me never being around on weekends, ever!
But the minute she says something about it, I get a little cranky and that is when I think a tune-up for her would be in order.
I can't complain though, but sometimes I think I do...
What's the next hunt you're watching for? Wish I could find a closer one than what I'm thinking of. This was too good of a year that I don't know if next year will be able to compete...
Maybe I'll have to spend a weekend or two at home and see what the wife does while we are away! LOL
Just think, another couple of months and you can apply for the next years bonus point! Maybe 2005 will be your year!!!
a*r

A bad day hunting is better than a Good Day at Work!!

udderdelite · Nov 13, 2004

Bobcat- you can tune up the ladies, but dont mess the ATV. I get to "ride" my quad whenever I want, if you know what I mean. I guess all her tune ups wore her out by the time I got home and she didnt want a "ride"

I have been in a better mood because I can come home to a house with out any biitching going on, its so peaceful, plus she was just an unhappy person, which made me bitter. But all is well now.
Dont think that your off the hook with me giving you $hit though, but it wont get personal like before. hehehe.

bobcatbess · Nov 13, 2004

HAPINESS WAS BEING ON THE MOUNTAIN SATURDAY MORNING AND SEEING A FEW NICE MULIES THAT HAVE MADE IT THROUGH UTAH'S CONTINUOUS HUNTING HABITS,WHAT I'D OF GAVE TO BE HUNTING MULIES RATHER THAN STINKY ELK!!!

udder

THE RIDE???

THATS FUNNY!!!

ar

THANKS FOR SENDING ME LUCK ON MY NEXT BONUS POINT!!!

I'M WONDERING IF THEY'LL(DWR)LET ME & ktc COMBINE OUR BONUS POINTS???THAT WAY THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE AT ONE PERMIT,WE COULD BOTH SHOOT THE BULL!!!(OH,I GUESS WE ALREADY SHOOT THE BULL!!!)

THE ONLY bobcat GOING UP THIS MORNING TO HUNT AN OVERHUNTED,OVER-RATED,OVER-TROUNCED,OPEN BULL AREA,BOY I'M EXCITED!!!