kidneystone!!!!!!!!!!

dakotakid · Dec 19, 2003

You aint gonna believe this ##### buddy, I put your package in the mail today and three hours later the post office called me at home telling me that they had to "quarentine" the package I sent. First off when they scanned it they wanted to know who in the hell would want "Sweat'n with the Oldies" and furthermore what was with the white powder leaking out of the package. Here they thought it was the Anthrax virus. Once I explained (cops involved) what the real contents were and who it was going to they completely understood. Explanation being: its going to a fruit cake on the left coast, I'm sorry, Sweat'n with the Oldies is what he requested and no thats not anthrax, its cocaine, once again sir, its what he wanted. So, barring any further technical difficulties your package should arrive in about 3 or 4 days, but considering the time of year it may not reach you until after X-mas. At any rate, have a terrific holiday season.

Mike

steelie · Dec 19, 2003

kidneystone, lucky for you I work at the post office, I took the liberty of opening your gift so you can get a little peak, being as how it might be a little late. dakotakid sure is a great friend, just think what he had to do with richard to get this thing signed!