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five_point_buck

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Hello boys and girls,

After a 2 month hibernation, cleansing myself of the season past, I amble out of a monster muley hangover feeling refreshed and invigorated. The months ahead are critical to those whose dream of massive racks atop heads supported by thick necks. As preparations are made, maps are reviewed, tags are applied for and fingers are crossed, our quarry finish their fight with mother nature. Its been a good winter so far and hopefully some of the 2-3 year old bucks I passed on last year have won the war of attrition once again. My prayers for a wet spring and a resurgence of quality browse consume my thoughts. While I type away in my 70 degree office, somewhere on a sage flat is a buck without his crown. While I fight through the recession and battle to support my family (and my muley addiction), my buck fights to survive another cold day. Warding off the ever exploding population of predators. The odds aren't great for him. CWD, starvation, poachers, coyotes, lions, biting cold, are an everyday challenge for my foe. I can draw many a parrallel in our struggles. As the spring wears on, our lives will change. He will begin to grow the magical bone and nuture his blocky frame with quality browse, all the while, tuning his senses and learning how to disappear and avoid me. At the same time, my lust for his challenge will grow with each passing month. Plans will be made, money will be saved, range time will be logged, and conditioning will be forced.

Somewhere on a sage flat in November we'll share the same frosty morning air, burning our nostrils - peaking our senses. The roles of predator and prey will play again, a script as old as the dirt we share. We'll except the challenge and make our choices.... life choices. The winner of our dual will experience new life through our opponents defeat, for his victory will earn him another day living in the freedom of his world. My victory will quench my hunger for his flesh, the burning desire to grab hold of his mighty rack. I'll soak up all he is, for what I want to be. Victory will tame my competitive drive. I'll stare long into the eye of self impossed adversity, challenging myself to be more. The I will return to my world, revitalized with his spirit. Set for another long slumber through the winter, filled with dreams and confidence for another adventure. Dreaming of a future November morning, eating the frosty air.




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LAST EDITED ON Feb-11-04 AT 10:12AM (MST)[p]Well thought out post FPB, thanks. Its nice to see someone bring a little perspective back to this, even though we've been having fun with the trolls here recently.

Mike
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Finally!!! Something worth reading! Thanks for taking the time to do this, Larry.

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Larry,

I checked on your buck the other day and he said it has been cold as hell and more snow than he has ever seen in his brief existance. He said the older bucks told him the worst of winter is yet to come, the West Slope of Colorado is finally getting a Winter, and if they get a artic cold snap at the end of March or early April, it could be lights out. He said he is losing weight and is tired of eating sagebrush and dreams of just a mouthful of fresh green alfalfa. Additionally, he said the lions are scary, the coyotes are a pain in the a$$, and the poachers aren't too bad this far east of the state line. He also wants to know if you'll back off for a year or two and let him grow a little and see how big his antlers might get. He suggests Utah as a alternate hunting spot. Finally he asked if you and him are going to have this "duel" next year, can he please have a high powered rifle to even the playing field?

Let me know what you want to tell him.

Sincerly,

Mike

(This is toungue in cheek, by the way, for those of you who dropped out of high school early to become governor's tag deer guides.)
 
Buckspy,

Thanks for checking in with my future BBQ fare. Please explain to him that the world is dog eat dog , and the smell of his milk bone underware lingers in my nose year round. I will not forsake Colorado next year, I have too much invested. Besides, according to these Utah guys, there are no big bucks ANYWHERE in Utah. About the high powered rifle, it would be next to sinful to leave the weatherby at home. So here's a solution. Instead of me driving 2000 miles to chase him on his home turf, tell him to come out here and I'll chase him with a spear, on my turf. That outta even things up. Or, If he wants to jamb some cotton up his nose and in his ears to subdue those gifts, then we'll talk. I will however promise that the shot that lets the air out of him will be no longer than 300 yards, and he will be standing still when my special delivery hammers home. He'll never know what happened. I promise to spend my time exacting my craft to ensure a lightning quick finish to his days a-hoof. Please let him know that this is not the end for him. He will forever be the topic of discussion at my home, where visitors will ooogle at his massive rack. Stories of his end will be relived through the stories I will share with my young ones, and his muscles will be slow cooked over exotic hardwoods and splashed with tangy sauces, and shared with only my closest friends with a good adult beverage.

As for the winter what he says is true, I understand his hardships, but you got to play the hand your dealt. Ask him if he'd like to work in an aggressive industry full of cutthroats, without a raise for two years, for a boss that thinks 8 hours a day means 12, in an economical environment that is trudging out of a recession. Does he think tags, vacation days, and gas money grow's on trees? He cries about Mountain lions? Has he ever had to explain to his wife that "no, we can't go to Europe this summer, It would cost me too many vacation days, and that would screww up MY colorado trip"??? Hmmmmm??? I didn't think so.

I can offer this solution, out of the goodness of my heart. I will be more than happy to let the air out of him come next November, in an attempt to save him from NEXT years winter. Aren't I swell? Please ask him to do whatever it takes to pack on some heavy bone and muscle for I crave both the rack and the snack. If he can't will his way past that 180 mark, then he needn't look in my direction, I have no answer for him.

If he snickers at my confidence please leave him with this. If he thinks he's such a bad a**, just remeber that I have 9 of his brothers, uncles, and maybe even his old man hanging out here in sunny California, and if he doesn't get his game face on and makes a mistake, I'll be there to re-unite him with the others.

p.s. Ask him to stop playing on the freeway late at night, I don't want some big rig screwing up the game and getting to him before I do.

Sincerely,

Larry




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five_point_buck -Larry we missed your writting here. Welcome back!

Buckspy- How can such a small guy such as yourself come up with such big humor? LMAO

Best,
Jerry
 
FPBuck
I'm not really sure how to break the bad new to you so I thought I'd just share a picture with you of that big buck you were talking about. I was up on your property... just keeping an eye out for poachers and trespassers ya know, when I stumbled across him. He WAS real nice, 32 inch spread, 27 inch main beams, 20 inch G2's and 40 inches of mass and amazing browpoints. He nets right around 194. Should make a nice edition to my collection. I guess you still have Utah huh?
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AHHH YOUNG GRASS HOPPPPAAA DEERKING...

I am much to wise for your little attemt at tricky tricky.....

The deer I am planning on killing is RIGHT HANDED (HOOFED), DUHHHH!!!!!! The deer in your picture is obviously LEFT handed, also note, she's was 19 months old, she 's was a virgo, she liked long walks down by the creeek and salt licks. Turn on's were extra points, turn offs were cwd and hunter orange.

C'mon baby, You can't Bull s##t a bull Shi##er!!





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The high school drop out Gov. tag deer guide chit is killin me!!! I love you guys.................
Oh and it was a good post 5-point.....Later.
 
FPB,
You have an elegance about your addiction. These are some great thoughts, please keep em up.
Oh by the way, what gave it away that She was a south paw?
 

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