HoundDawg a "True Aggie"

Kevin D

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There's a tradition at Utah State University where HoundDawg went to college that to become a true Aggie, you have to "make it" with someone on the stone "A" bench out in front of Old Main. Well HoundDawg, being the homely mutt that he is, couldn't find a date let alone someone willing to make it with him in so public a place. So in order to fulfill his dream, late one night, under a full moon, HoundDawg snuck out and became a "true Aggie" all by himself!! :eek:

(And no NVBighorn, I don't have that one on video)
 
Well. That story explains alot of things. I know someone that knew the Dawg at USU and he told me of a nickname the Dawg had back then. When I confronted Dawg with the name he told me it was an honor bestowed upon him for being the best "fisherman" in his class. I believed him too.

Now we know how he REALLY got the nickname "The Master Baiter".
 
In my defense...

Any of this stuff from my college days could be true...

I was so damn drunk for three years in Logan I'm not sure I could even find my way back if I had to.

Serves me right for hanging out with the lowlife locals from Hyrum and around.... the shady drunken masonry types, totally devoid of any morals.

Lucky for me I found a way out of college in 3 years. If you live hard and fast enough and cause enough trouble, they'll just hand you a diploma to get you the hell out of town.

That was the arrangement made with the counselor, give the True Aggie Dawg his diploma and he'd be on the highway by dusk. Both sides held up their side of the bargain that day.

Off to the White Owl for one last Big Dog, with my diploma in hand, back to the Cabin to pack my 3 shirts and 2 pair of socks (no underwear)... and the 'ol Chevy was headed south.

Don't remember much else... except stopping in Clinton on the way home to take a dump. One of my roomies from Ogden had told me "All the local chit ends up in Clinton" so I figured that was the best place. Maybe I should go back to Logan and work on a PHD. If my liver can hold up, I'm sure they'd give me one!!!

-Junkyard Dawg
 
This post really clears things up for me, let me explain. A few years ago I was walking across the Quad up at USU, as mentioned before it was a full moon, and I also had intentions of becoming a "True Aggie" myself that night. As my girlfriend and I got a little closer to the A-Table we observed something that has haunted our dreams ever since. There hunched over the A-Table was some sort of beast doing only god know what! It was like looking at a train wreck, you want to turn away, but you just can't help staring. All of a sudden the creature let out a eerie howl and ran down Old Main hill. I went over to the blue curtiousy phone and called campus security. They showed up and collected a few "samples" from the scene to identify at the lab. A week later I ran into one of the security guards and asked him if they ever got an ID from the "samples". He said they had to throw out the sample becuase of the strange results they got, apparently it showed the creature to be half-man and half-dog, bluetick I think. So as you can see I at least have an answer to the mystery of what I saw that night, but I think the image will continue to haunt my dreams for eternity!

Rut
 
So HoundDawg was a resident of the Cabin huh? I've known a few guys and seen a few pictures of the goings-on in that place. It has quite the reputation for being the 'Animal House' of Cache Valley. I'm a fellow Aggie man myself, true aggie even. May you all have filled tags and filled ice chests.
 
I will admit that I did go to Utah State, but I have no recollection of this alleged "Cabin" or any of the activities that took place therein.

What I remember about college is the hours and hours of charity and volunteer work I did for the community, visiting the sick, helping the elderly across streets, feeding the homeless, giving money to the poor... you know regular college activities.

I have no recollection whatsoever of this debauchery filled cabin or any of the events I have been accused of. And furthermore Mr. Chairman, I'll state once again, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

-Slick Dawggy Dawg
 

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