Sorry to be so blunt but of the many stupid ass threads that have been on this website over the past few years, this one ranks right near the top.
Go big or go home. That's funny amigo!! It would be even funnier if you directed it towards Utah hunters... Oh wait, I guess you DID!! OK, I was wrong, that is DAMN FUNNY!!! Hilarious.
Hey, that gives me an idea. Let's eliminate all cashiers and checkers from all the stores. We'll do an "honor system". You just stroll into RC Willey and pick you up a big screen TV and leave your money in the drawer cuz there won't be any cashier or store workers. Just make sure you pay on your way out. Honor system people!! Go load up at Albertsons on beer and ice and snacks for the big game this Sunday, and don't forget to mail them off a check on Monday for your goodies. Oh and this weekend, make sure your 15 year old son only shoots a 30" buck or bigger driving up the road in Ogden canyon, OK. Thanks, I knew you'd understand. Besides, why would your son want to shoot that 3X3 standing on the hill? That won't get him on the cover of Muley Crazy or Eastman's?
C'mon think here people. Deer hunting isn't about getting out with your family or kids and teaching them about hunting. It's not about an experience in the outdoors, it's about killing a 240 B&C mule deer and making the cover of a magazine. THAT is what it's all about. Why I can remember as a teenage boy watching some deer across the canyon and my dad using it as a teaching moment, "Now son, as much as I'd like to let you shoot that deer, he's only an average 3X4 so I simply can't. You'll never become the next Kirt Darner shooting deer like that. Now put your gun away, let's go home and look at your Kings Calendars for a few hours so you can know what to look for next time we come up here." Ah, the memories...
By the way folks. I noticed on the DWR website this year they gave away at least 1,471 antlerless deer tags, and probably more. My guess is last year was AT LEAST that many. So that's about 3,000 or more doe tags issued the past two years in Utah.
Piss and moan all you want about predators, but guys in Orange vests have always been and will always be the biggest predator on the mountain. Let the bullets fly this weekend boys and I'll see ya all on the cover of Muley Crazy!! Gotta go look through my Kings Calendar again and get an idea of what I'm looking for.