Top 10 reasons you should run hounds.

[NUNYA]

10- You can hunt when ever you want cause your wife left you.
9- Friends are easy to find the day the lion draws are posted.
8- Your dogs dont care if you dont shower.
7- Leads and shock collars double as sex toys.
6- Your beer never gets warm when your lion hunting.
5- It don't matter if you tell the truth or lie nobody believes
you anyway.
4- The pain killer the vet prescibed to your dog works great
on a hangover.
3- Your always in shape from chasing those trashy dogs.
2- All your buddies drink so liquor is easy to come buy.

And the number one reason is- That good lookin neighbor lady is always coming over asking you to help with her little doggie problems.



NUNYA -puttin the 'I' in 'U'........

 

[HoundDawg]

Dude,

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!! I'm in awe at the masterpiece you created!!

My favorite one is having friends whenever the lion draws are posted!! How true is that? I got an old acquaintence from school and he calls me once a year... every year, like clock work. Always within 2 days of the lion procs coming out.

That one was easily my favorite!! This guy could give a rats ass what I'm doing with my life, except that one time a year.

Vintage dude!!! -Dawg

 

[catmando]

Pretty much sums it up NUNYA. I'm with the DAWG on this one. Friends come out of the woodwork when the lion proclamation comes out.

I sure don't have any friends like that.;-) At least I won't anymore.

Catmando!! Putting the "insur" in insurance!!!

Man do they suck.

 

[KattTraxx]

NUN,
Congratulations, your summation is concise and too close to the actual truth... I guess that is what makes it so good. Some of those are pretty dead on.
You better start working on next weeks list!

David Letterman here we come. KT