Been hanging around too long...

[Quail_Runner]

Prison is great, they have computers here, and I get better treatment than at home...

I guess I have been hanging around this forum too long because I have become quite cynical about things. For instance - I saw on the "other" forum there is a post about the 'most respected mm member'. Seems to me, some are hunting too hard for that elk drawing. However, that got me thinking - Who is the least respected mm member. I would put myself on top of that list since I don't really give any advice, I just like to sling my opinion around and swap jokes back and forth.

What do you guys think - who is the least respected mm member? Or better yet - Who is the most useless member?

I always enjoy the guys who have one post to their name and their post reads something like this

"I drew a tag for a trophy elk hunt that starts tomorrow, can anyone give me some insight on Unit XX and where I should start my hunt, thanks" ... (which reminds me, hey Ed, if I get drawn for a Unit 1 Bull tag, I will be giving you a call this fall so you can point out on a map that spot of yours )

Later,
Quail_Runner, putting the 'I' in Prison.

 

[HoundDawg]

Most respected MM member? Ha, I don't have any respect for all the bums on this site.

I'll never win most respected member on the MM forum, but I'll win it hands down with all those deer hunters wives and girlfriends. They all have nothing but admiration and respect for my member!! ;-)

If I don't win the least respected member or most useless I'll know it was fixed and rigged and I'll be irrate!!

Finally, a contest where I have no real foe or competition that can measure up.

Ya, count this as a vote for myself!!! -Dawg

PS. The prison still serving those good bologna sandwiches?

 

[edhunter]

Get a life Dawg, you're not even close to the bottom. My #1 pick for useless posts, ignorant person, dipshit extrodanier is fishon. The guy doesn't even know how to spell but he pulls down 40K a year "consulting" for SFW. This guy was selling fishbait 4 years ago when Big Don walks in and he recomends power bait. Don catches his limit in half an hour and thinks fishon needs a new job.

No doubt about it, fishon is way below you amigo. And you Quail_Runner, I've seen you out and about. I'll bet you are wondering where the hell the predator CD is? I'm still working on it and the season is really winding down fast up here. By next month I'll have you a prototype for trial.

Zim has hosed the big bull spot. I'll be glad to show you when you get drawn and even come up and film a little action but never again will I put a good spot in an e-mail to some guy whinning. Live and learn I guess.

Ed, www.swhounds.com

 

[Quail_Runner]

Well hang on there Ed - maybe Dawg has a point. He may be the bottom of the barrel. Although I haven't ever met the Dawg in person, let's take a look at some of his "accomplishments"
-single handed, he has eraticated the sheep population in Utah just to feed his dogs something other than elk droppings.
-I believe he was the guy that made "Popeye" disappear on his Winter range, although that isn't conclusive.
-He plots and strategizes against the DWR to ensure their initiatives fail... and fail they do
-He has sustained, almost entirely on his own, the prostitution rings on every small town south of Nephi to NM (that's like 4000 towns)
-He is more drunk than sober, even at important events such as his DUI hearing

Hold on a second, now that I think about it, it seems you have never been far off as these events have taken place. In fact an observant third party, such as an undercover agent, may even conclude that you helped coordinated these activities, sort of like a pimp. Furthermore, there seems to be quite a few 'buddies' that always seem to be around when the Dawg gets into trouble.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN... For the record, I do not know these men, nor have I engaged in any of the above...

Well, they're calling me to the showers. Now where did I put that soap on a rope?

 

[NUNYA]

Nunya has to be the least respected MM member. He has gotten more Fu's, F-offs and in general pissed more people off than any one. I nominate that loser for the number one position.

 

[HoundDawg]

OK, I guess I'd have to agree there.

I totally forgot that NUNYA was on this site.

I guess that loser would easily beat me as most useless. ;-)

Oh well, I'm used to finishing second or third anyway...

-Dawg

 

[BuckSnort]

Heck Dawg, you got it made....Isn't second place the FIRST loser?

 

[BugleminToday]

I elect PETA.

He doesn't know what he is talking about and if he did HE STILL WOULDN'T.

Check out his post in the muzzleloader forum called " 7 inch at 200 yards " . Scroll down and read his post.


All of his posts are stupid and are very unethical, he gains his hunting information from action videos like " predator " and " top gun ".

Justin

- Long-Range, The next best thing to being there !!!!

 

[cb]

Justin,
You have very good taste in Morons. This Peta dude is a real winner ain't he??? I could not resist in answering his post on the Muzz forum.
I think he must be confusing his Muzzleloader with his 300 mag and hubcaps with deer on the winter range. It's hard to keep that kind of stuff straight when your him, ya know.

 

[MrBaitnFish]

CB, You better go read that post again about the hubcaps. Peta's challenging you on it. Sounds like a good opportunity to get a free muzzleloader from him. He even posted his phone number for you. Sure he might be able to hit a hubcap at 300 yards, anyone can from a bench. Make sure he's shooting offhand. This might get more betting action than the superbowl.

 

[RLH]

all this talk about unethical, unrespected, hated folks and i didn't get one mention?!?!? i'm shocked and apalled. usually when there is an official list of mother@$%#^$in' a$$holes, i at least make honorable mention. hell ed, you know me, i figgerd you'd help me out. i agree, there are some ingnernt sob's out there that are so full o' themselves that they have to have a crew cab truck just for them and their ego. ed, i can't believe nobody axed the obvious question about fishon. he sells bait fer a livin' and nobody axed was he a master baiter?!?! i guess lion hunters just figgerd everbody was. one of my first posts ever here someguy called me stupid because i think the only good coyote is a dead coyote. he was afraid some 'hugger would see the post and use it for ammo. hell, them guys don't need no ammo, they invent it. who cares. glad i found this site. makes me feel good to know there are other no good, @%#$^in', &^%#%, to BS with. man, you guys want to see a site with a buncha jackasses go to stickbow.com and look up the arizona conferences. gooooood night. ya'll best git some dry gound hounds too. i don't think it's ever gonna snow again.

 

[Bluehair]

On balance, I think my contributions to this site have been negative. Unfortunately, two factors will likely keep me from contending for the title. First, I have a full time job and simply can't compete with the sheer numbers of posts by some of the others on this board. :-( Secondly, some of my posts are somewhat pusillanimous for fear of offending those weak of spirit. I will endeavor to overcome this shortcoming.

Keep up the bad work.

 

[Quail_Runner]

BlueHair, You bring up some good points. I haven't been personally offended by you since my first month on this forum. That has been discouraging, but I am sure that as you read this post, you will rectify the situation.

Speaking of Rectum, you would not believe what this little muscle is capable of here in the "cross-bar hotel". I have been learning a lot about 'sleeping with my eyes open', changing a simple spoon into an 'effective tool', also 'how to exude confidence without attracting attention to yourself'. You couldn't learn these things in college, that's for sure... well, unless you attended Utah St., I hear those skills are pre-requisites to living in the student dorms.

I hope to be out soon - but I am having a good time, I try to stay positive. My 'legal representative' said that he could get most, if not nearly all, of the charges dropped in a plea agreement. The one he is having trouble with is the charge of breaking and entering. I told him to talk to the owner's wife and get her to drop the charges. - When I was getting arrested I was spouting off how the "hound guys" had done this to me. You should have seen her eyes light up when I said "Hound Guys". She blushed and then - if I didn't know any better - I would say she gave me a rather flirtatious look. It's gotta be the Hounds...

Oh, back to my original point, I put a vote in for each person on this post that has named names - that is low. You are the most useless...