JOKES PLAYED ON 1911'S!!!

Don't know if I Should Start a Thread like this or not?

We Played many & it all Happened when I was Younger when You Might get away with it!

We ended up getting a hold of this Real Life Looking Mannequin in High School!(No,It wasn't a Blow-Up Doll!)

We have a short STEEP Hill here locally that everybody tried to see how Fast We could Crest the Top of the Hill in our Trucks/Vehicles!

While Screwing off one Day We Try to Break the Record of Cresting that Hill!

Just as We Crest the Hill Mr 1911 was coming toward us starting off the Top of the Hill!

We Knew We were SCREWED!

We Also knew He'd have to go clear to the bottom of the Hill before He could get turned around & chase us down!

(So We knew We had a couple of Minutes before He'd catch back up to us!)

We get pulled off the side of the Road & Throw the Mannequin in to the Drivers Seat!

Sure a Shite,Here came the 1911!

I Was sitting in the middle!

As He's walking toward us I reach down with my Left Foot & Hit the Throttle a couple times!

GLASSPACKS Ain't Quiet!

I'm watching Him through the Drivers Mirror!

He Stops in His Tracks for a Second & I see His Right Hand Immediately Placed on His Gun!

(I'm Thinking:Holy Shite!)

Then I Hear Him Say:"Exit the Vehicle with Your Hands above your Head"!

He said it a couple times!

So Me & My Friend Comply by Slowly Exiting the Passenger Side!

He Recognizes Me,Not the First Time He's Dealt with me!

"Bess!"

Who's in the Drivers Seat He Yells!

And Why isn't He Complying?

I Answer with:It's just one of Our Dummy Friends & He's Scared!

He Says:He's a Dummy alright,He's not listening to any of My Commands & He Better be Scared,You Guys Crested that Hill at 78 MPH!

He Finally gets Brave Enough to inch His Way up to the Drivers Window!

He let some Choice Words Fly after He Figured it out!

We Couldn't Help but start Laughing even though We knew we were in Big Trouble!

Then His Next words were:"Which one of you Little BASTARDS were Driving"?


















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I haven't played any jokes on them, but they played one on me once.

I'm from a small town and there are only maybe 10 police officers. My dad had a plane and we would use the Hangar to work on vehicles and screw around welding and building things. Often times we were there kind of late. You can see the lights in the Hangars from the main drag that has a clear shot to the airport about a half mile away. The cops would always cruise by to see whats going on if they saw lights on or headlights near them. Sometimes they would creep up with their headlights off and really check things out. All of this was before 9-11 and now there is a gate around the airport and only authorized people can get in which is good.

One time I was at the Hangar by myself and I was just closing the door and locking up. Two bright spotlights and headlights lit me up. they even had their red and blue lights going. Two of the cops were shouting at me to not move and put my hands up among other things, I don't really remember the words they were using but I do remember they were telling me different commands from officer to officer and shouting them at the same time. I didn't know what to do, I was really scared. It lasted only about 20 seconds and then they it was over. They thought it was funny as hell. One of the cops was a Pilot and knew who I was and just did it as a joke. If I was a cop, I would think it was funny too.

My buddy and I stol....Uh, borrowed, the deer cops decoy and put it on his front lawn.

Not really a cop, but company security guard. I grew up in a mining townsite. We kids did all kinds of mischief at night...staying out past 10pm curfew, raiding gardens, ringing doorbells, sneaking over the fence at the swimming pool for night swims. I don't remember any serious criminal acts.I do remember when the townsfolk got tired of pets running loose (mostly dogs), and the company sent around a notice that their security guards were going to act as "dogcatchers" and start impounding animals. One night, we found the security officers truck parked outside the commissary, and we noticed his cage did not have a lock on it.I don't know how we did it quietly enough for the cats to not start howling,fighting,or causing a commotion, but in less than twenty minutes, we rounded up about a dozen cats and put them in lock-up! Never did find out how that ended up. A short time later, we had the opportunity to try again, but he'd wised up and secured his cage with a lock.

I wanted to share this one, too. I am retired LE (former Park Ranger), and I know most of the deputies, the Sheriff, and the Highway Patrol Officers, the Game Warden, and the Rangers in our area. One day, I couldn't resist. I saw a whole conglomeration of LE vehicles outside the local restaurant in early morning, and deduced that they'd all been out for night training. It was all in fun, when I walked in the front door, as I knew there'd be a lot of other patrons present, I yelled in a booming voice, "Quick! Hide the donuts!"

Lol