Uh oh! Dead emu!

TripleK · Jan 9, 2017

So...tragic end to the emu saga. The little gal called in today saying they'd found the emu. I was excited so I gave a little cheer. Then she informed me they'd found it DEAD in the road. Sad!!!

No word on whether it had a .357 mag bullet through its beak though...

Bess...you got some 'splainin' to do!

PleaseDear · Jan 9, 2017

Nice shot !!

Hollow points?

Robb

elkassassin · Jan 9, 2017

Nobody Scratches the Side of My NEW Truck for Free!

I'd Imagine They'll Call The Cops on Me Now!

[font color="blue"]It Was them Damn Lake Trout that took them Elk
out!

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Roy · Jan 10, 2017

Little girl calling in (subdued tones) - "Just calling in to let everyone know we found our Emu"

Radio Jenn - "Oh yea!!! Good for you guys"

Little girl calling in (choking back tears) - "He was dead. In the road. And flat."

Radio Jenn - "Oh. Sorry. Next caller!"

HOOK 'EM!
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eelgrass · Jan 10, 2017

Candlelight vigil at Jenn's house tonight. Spread the word.

elkantlers · Jan 10, 2017

>Candlelight vigil at Jenn's house tonight.
>Spread the word.

Marinated Emu.... Ah, I mean turkey will be served.

RELH · Jan 10, 2017

We might just find out if Triple-K can cook that Emu to where it tastes like turkey. Sorry Bess, I have not got a big enough brass pair to call her "Jenn". No way I want her mad at me. Roy told me she is the mean one in the family.

RELH

TripleK · Jan 10, 2017

Sorry Bess, I have
>not got a big enough
>brass pair to call her
>"Jenn". No way I want
>her mad at me. Roy
>told me she is the
>mean one in the family.
>
Jenn is fine. Just never "Jenny". And Roy is correct. But I'm also the funnest!

TripleK · Jan 10, 2017

>
>Little girl calling in (choking back
>tears) - "He was dead.
>In the road. And flat."
>
>
>Radio Jenn - "Oh. Sorry. Next caller!

And that's pretty much how it went, Roy! Lol

Trix4me · Jan 16, 2017

Oh well!~...... I saw an Emu standing off the side of the road TODAY (Indian Highway) Thought I had solved the missing Emu saga. There must be more than one in the Basin.