A good friend of mine in England sent me the below advice. I asked and he did join MM'eys as Gamekeeper.
It seems as if our Englishmen brothers have learned pretty much what most of us have learned...either by advice or, the hard Way.
This may actually be; International Law.
Five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex:
1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet.
2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
3. Don?t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other.
4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click ?I agree.?
5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.
And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good.
And number 6 you will never win, if you think you have it will be used against you forever and a day so best not to try.
It seems as if our Englishmen brothers have learned pretty much what most of us have learned...either by advice or, the hard Way.
This may actually be; International Law.
Five rules governing male behavior toward the allegedly weaker sex:
1. Never make a woman mad. They can remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet.
2. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
3. Don?t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other.
4. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License contract. In the end, you have no option but to ignore everything and click ?I agree.?
5. Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.
And will, I would add, be rebroadcast at a much later date for what will be purported to be your own good.
And number 6 you will never win, if you think you have it will be used against you forever and a day so best not to try.
