Emergency Room

Jagerdad · Feb 24, 2017

The below came to me and I had to share it.

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I needed to go to the emergency room.

So, not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R. waiting room, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat:

RELH · Feb 24, 2017

So funny, yet so true.

RELH

DeerMadness · Feb 24, 2017

If I lived in Yakima WA where my Daughters live..lol.
Also, some fishing spots I would get to be alone at.

Homer · Feb 24, 2017

good one Manny

264mag · Feb 24, 2017

>good one Manny

LMAOF

Jagerdad · Feb 24, 2017

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. . . . It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, 3 minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's?
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Jagerdad

Wiszard · Feb 24, 2017

Good one, Jager!

Cancer doesn't discriminate...don't take your good health for granted because it can be gone in a heartbeat. Please go back and read the last line. This time really understand what it says.

eelgrass · Feb 25, 2017

Do not try this in California. You will be knifed.

shepherd · Feb 25, 2017

Wouldn't work at the DMV here in WA! Our state gives dl's to anyone! In fact, now us US citizens have to pay MORE for our dl's than the illegals. If we don't get our enhanced dl's, we cant fly!