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This is kind of a sensitive issue, so maybe you can shed some light. I've heard from a pretty reliable source that Roy suffers from Chelonaphobia. Is there any truth to that? I'd feel terrible if it was true, but I would be willing to help if at all possible.

PM me if you'd like.
 
It's true. It goes back to our pre-school days and involves Myrtle the Turtle who peed everywhere. I think he got some pee on him one day, but the big incident was when she chased him- like viciously went after him, but he was too slow to escape and she ravaged his ankle. Brutal chase and attack, man.

Why else would he have turned into such a stone cold killer? I mean, duh!
 
JENN Told me there's Something Else Roy is SKEERED of!

I Don't Know what the Proper Word would be for it Though?









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Thanks TripleK. We better keep this quiet for now. I always thought his turtle hunting stories were a bit exaggerated. That explains a lot. I do feel sad for him though.
 
The affliction gave him a double personality of both Roy and Homer J.



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>JENN Told me there's Something Else
>Roy is SKEERED of!
>
>I Don't Know what the Proper
>Word would be for it
>Though?
>
>
He's not afraid of sex, Bess...he just never gets it. ;-) hahahaha
 
LOL

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LAST EDITED ON Feb-27-17 AT 10:42AM (MST)[p]>>JENN Told me there's Something Else
>>Roy is SKEERED of!
>>
>>I Don't Know what the Proper
>>Word would be for it
>>Though?
>>
>>
>He's not afraid of sex, Bess...he
>just never gets it. ;-)
>hahahaha

Poor Roy, let's not be piling on here. One issue at a time, even though the two are probably interconnected.
 
>>JENN Told me there's Something Else
>>Roy is SKEERED of!
>>
>>I Don't Know what the Proper
>>Word would be for it
>>Though?
>>
>>
>He's not afraid of sex, Bess...he
>just never gets it. ;-)
>hahahaha

Not Quite what I Was Thinking JENN!

But that's Funny!

Ain't there a Phobia Name For People Peeping in on MILFS with Bino's?








My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!
 

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