I didn't know NVB was Japanese

feddoc · Mar 3, 2017

LAST EDITED ON Mar-03-17 AT 12:54PM (MST)[p]Could be Homer....or elkassss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html

Porn really is bad for you! Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of dirty magazines died when it collapsed on top of him... and his body wasn't found for six months.

eelgrass · Mar 3, 2017

LAST EDITED ON Mar-03-17 AT 03:24PM (MST)[p]Are they going to have an estate sale?

Edit: Sorry to hear about NVB.

NVBighorn · Mar 3, 2017

The pages are all stuck together anyway eel. Poor Joji was probably entombed in a bukake paper mache vault.

It wasn't me. I haven't opened a magazine (or book) since they brought fiber optic broadband to my house.

eelgrass · Mar 3, 2017

Whew! I was worried there for a minute.

elkassassin · Mar 3, 2017

Don't Let NVB BS You!

He's Got a STASH 3 Times Bigger than that!

The Only Thing that Excites Him even Close to that is His Addiction to ROLLIN F'N COAL!

My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!

NVBighorn · Mar 3, 2017

> Don't Let NVB BS
>You!
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>He's Got a STASH 3 Times
>Bigger than that!
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>The Only Thing that Excites Him
>even Close to that is
>His Addiction to ROLLIN F'N
>COAL!
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I didn't even think about you not knowing what fiber optic broadband is. It's like your dial-up only faster. Streaming video made magazine's obsolete Bess. Maybe someday you'll understand.

elkassassin · Mar 3, 2017

>> Don't Let NVB BS
>>You!
>>
>>He's Got a STASH 3 Times
>>Bigger than that!
>>
>>The Only Thing that Excites Him
>>even Close to that is
>>His Addiction to ROLLIN F'N
>>COAL!
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>I didn't even think about you
>not knowing what fiber optic
>broadband is. It's like your
>dial-up only faster. Streaming video
>made magazine's obsolete Bess. Maybe
>someday you'll understand.

Just Because You Cancelled Your Subscription When Heff took the Nudity out of the Magazines doesn't Mean You Quit GAWKIN!

The Good News for you NVB is they're puttin the Nudity back in to the Magazines!

I'm Sure You've Re-Newed your Subscription!

My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!

Homer · Mar 3, 2017

wetmule · Mar 3, 2017

LOL Homer!

elkassassin · Mar 3, 2017

I'm sure Ms NVB gets the Same Treatment as me:

And I Quote:

"""I Don't Roal No F'N Coal!"""

"""And I Don't Look at Poon!"""

Uh Huh!

You Got Both of us Convinced!

My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!

NVBighorn · Mar 4, 2017

Still don't get it do you Bess? Is your dial up that slow that it's faster pay for a magazine when internet porn is free?

elkassassin · Mar 4, 2017

>Still don't get it do you
>Bess? Is your dial up
>that slow that it's faster
>pay for a magazine when
>internet porn is free?

So NVB?

You Don't Even Pay for it anymore?

My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!

elkassassin · Mar 4, 2017

You're Gettin that Poon for Free NVB?

Well Like You Said in Your Coal Rollin Video:

"""WELL SUUUUUUUUUUMMM BBIIIIIIIITCCCCH!"""

My Signature is a Short Clip of NVB & His Coal Roller!
"We Better Get out of the F'N Way cuzz Ole NVB is Coming to MF'N Town"!