DeerHunter53
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An 86 Year old man went into his doctor for his quarterly check up...The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86 year old said, " Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year old wife and she is pregnant with my child. So what do you think of that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell his story.
I have an older friend, much like you who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day while getting ready to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidently picked up his cane instead of his rifle. As he neared the lake e came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He then realized he had left his rifle at home so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he lifted his cane as if it were his favorite rifle and went bang... bang...Miraculously two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead...Now, what do you think of that said the Doctor.
The 86 year old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.
" The Doctor relied , My Point exactly.....
I have an older friend, much like you who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day while getting ready to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidently picked up his cane instead of his rifle. As he neared the lake e came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He then realized he had left his rifle at home so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he lifted his cane as if it were his favorite rifle and went bang... bang...Miraculously two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead...Now, what do you think of that said the Doctor.
The 86 year old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.
" The Doctor relied , My Point exactly.....
