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I'm getting bids for a new roof. At age 68, should I get a 30 year roof or a 40 year roof? About $1200 difference.
 
>I'm getting bids for a new
>roof. At age 68, should
>I get a 30 year
>roof or a 40 year
>roof? About $1200 difference.


Ha Ha! A question for the ages. That would suck to need to get a new roof when you are 98 years old. I'd save the $1,200 and go hunting. Actually, screw the roof! Get a reverse mortgage and do a lot of hunting :)
 
It's your attitude not your age! It's gonna cost ya a lot more than $1,200 to have it redone in 2047!

Don't listen to me, listen to a smart guy!

Kurzweil is one of the biggest believers in The Singularity, the moment when humans ? with the aid of technology ?will supposedly live forever.

He's chosen the year 2045 because, according to his calculations, "The nonbiological intelligence created in that year will reach a level that's a billion times more powerful than all human intelligence today."

But even before 2045, Kurzweil thinks we could begin the deathless process.

"I believe we will reach a point around 2029 when medical technologies will add one additional year every year to your life expectancy," he told Playboy. "By that I don't mean life expectancy based on your birthdate, but rather your remaining life expectancy."

A lot will have to happen in the next 30 years to make that a reality, but Kurzweil isn't fazed: He predicts that nano machines capable of taking over for our immune system (to fix problems like cancerous cells and clogged arteries) and connecting our brains to the cloud will be available by then.

He likens that change as the next step in our evolution, the same way our ancestors developed to use the frontal cortex 2 million years ago. The benefits, according to Kurzweil, will be significant.

"We'll create more profound forms of communication than we're familiar with today, more profound music and funnier jokes," he tells Playboy. "We'll be funnier. We'll be sexier. We'll be more adept at expressing loving sentiments."

Kurzweil points to two advancements that've already happened to support his futuristic claims. The first is the rate of technological advancement: His current Android phone is several orders of magnitude smaller, more powerful, and less expensive than the $11 million computer he used at MIT in the mid 1960's. Technology will only continue to get smaller, more powerful, and less expensive over time.

The second is work being done at Joslin Diabetes Center in Connecticut, which has used biotechnology to turn off the fat insulin receptor gene in animals, allowing them to eat large quantities of food without developing diabetes or gaining weight. By hacking the human body we can ditch millennia-old genes that serve no purpose and increase our lifespan significantly.

SO WHO IS THIS KURZWELL CRACK POT?

Awards and honors[edit]
First place in the 1965 International Science Fair[17] for inventing the classical music synthesizing computer.
The 1978 Grace Murray Hopper Award from the Association for Computing Machinery. The award is given annually to one "outstanding young computer professional" and is accompanied by a $35,000 prize.[79] Kurzweil won it for his invention of the Kurzweil Reading Machine.[80]
In 1986, Kurzweil was named Honorary Chairman for Innovation of the White House Conference on Small Business by President Reagan.
In 1988, Kurzweil was named Inventor of the Year by MIT and the Boston Museum of Science.[81]
In 1990, Kurzweil was voted Engineer of the Year by the over one million readers of Design News Magazine and received their third annual Technology Achievement Award.[81][82]
The 1994 Dickson Prize in Science. One is awarded every year by Carnegie Mellon University to individuals who have "notably advanced the field of science." Both a medal and a $50,000 prize are presented to winners.[83]
The 1998 "Inventor of the Year" award from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.[84]
The 1999 National Medal of Technology.[85] This is the highest award the President of the United States can bestow upon individuals and groups for pioneering new technologies, and the President dispenses the award at his discretion.[86] Bill Clinton presented Kurzweil with the National Medal of Technology during a White House ceremony in recognition of Kurzweil's development of computer-based technologies to help the disabled.
The 2000 Telluride Tech Festival Award of Technology.[87] Two other individuals also received the same honor that year. The award is presented yearly to people who "exemplify the life, times and standard of contribution of Tesla, Westinghouse and Nunn."
The 2001 Lemelson-MIT Prize for a lifetime of developing technologies to help the disabled and to enrich the arts.[88] Only one is awarded each year ? it is given to highly successful, mid-career inventors. A $500,000 award accompanies the prize.[89]
Kurzweil was inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2002 for inventing the Kurzweil Reading Machine.[90] The organization "honors the women and men responsible for the great technological advances that make human, social and economic progress possible."[91] Fifteen other people were inducted into the Hall of Fame the same year.[92]
The Arthur C. Clarke Lifetime Achievement Award on April 20, 2009 for lifetime achievement as an inventor and futurist in computer-based technologies.[93]
In 2011, Kurzweil was named a Senior Fellow of the Design Futures Council.[94]
In 2013, Kurzweil was honored as a Silicon Valley Visionary Award winner on June 26 by SVForum.[95]
In 2014, Kurzweil was honored with the American Visionary Art Museum?s Grand Visionary Award on January 30.[96][97][98]
Kurzweil has received 20 honorary doctorates in science, engineering, music and humane letters from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Hofstra University and other leading colleges and universities, as well as honors from three U.S. presidents ? Clinton, Reagan and Johnson.[5][99]
Kurzweil has received seven national and international film awards including the CINE Golden Eagle Award and the Gold Medal for Science Education from the International Film and TV Festival of New York.[81]

KEEP YOUR EYE FIXED ON THE HORIZON!

http://www.worldhealth.net/news/future-predictions-2017-2045/


DC
 
Eel a 30 year roof will not last 30 years. About 20-25 years and the company will probably be out of business so forget any warranty.

RELH
 
I Guess This Roofer doesn't care about Inheritances?

Have Him Quote you on an 80 year or Lifetime Roof!:D







[Font][Font color = "blue"]I Changed My Signature Just for NVB!
Like 6 Damn Times Now!
 
>It's your attitude not your age!
> It's gonna cost ya
>a lot more than $1,200
>to have it redone in
>2047!
>
>Don't listen to me, listen to
>a smart guy!
>
>Kurzweil is one of the biggest
>believers in The Singularity, the
>moment when humans ? with
>the aid of technology ?will
>supposedly live forever.
>
>He's chosen the year 2045 because,
>according to his calculations, "The
>nonbiological intelligence created in that
>year will reach a level
>that's a billion times more
>powerful than all human intelligence
>today."
>
>But even before 2045, Kurzweil thinks
>we could begin the deathless
>process.
>
>"I believe we will reach a
>point around 2029 when medical
>technologies will add one additional
>year every year to your
>life expectancy," he told Playboy.
>"By that I don't mean
>life expectancy based on your
>birthdate, but rather your remaining
>life expectancy."
>
>A lot will have to happen
>in the next 30 years
>to make that a reality,
>but Kurzweil isn't fazed: He
>predicts that nano machines capable
>of taking over for our
>immune system (to fix problems
>like cancerous cells and clogged
>arteries) and connecting our brains
>to the cloud will be
>available by then.
>
>He likens that change as the
>next step in our evolution,
>the same way our ancestors
>developed to use the frontal
>cortex 2 million years ago.
>The benefits, according to Kurzweil,
>will be significant.
>
>"We'll create more profound forms of
>communication than we're familiar with
>today, more profound music and
>funnier jokes," he tells Playboy.
>"We'll be funnier. We'll be
>sexier. We'll be more adept
>at expressing loving sentiments."
>
>Kurzweil points to two advancements that've
>already happened to support his
>futuristic claims. The first is
>the rate of technological advancement:
>His current Android phone is
>several orders of magnitude smaller,
>more powerful, and less expensive
>than the $11 million computer
>he used at MIT in
>the mid 1960's. Technology will
>only continue to get smaller,
>more powerful, and less expensive
>over time.
>
>The second is work being done
>at Joslin Diabetes Center in
>Connecticut, which has used biotechnology
>to turn off the fat
>insulin receptor gene in animals,
>allowing them to eat large
>quantities of food without developing
>diabetes or gaining weight. By
>hacking the human body we
>can ditch millennia-old genes that
>serve no purpose and increase
>our lifespan significantly.
>
>SO WHO IS THIS KURZWELL CRACK
>POT?
>
>Awards and honors[edit]
>First place in the 1965 International
>Science Fair[17] for inventing the
>classical music synthesizing computer.
>The 1978 Grace Murray Hopper Award
>from the Association for Computing
>Machinery. The award is given
>annually to one "outstanding young
>computer professional" and is accompanied
>by a $35,000 prize.[79] Kurzweil
>won it for his invention
>of the Kurzweil Reading Machine.[80]
>
>In 1986, Kurzweil was named Honorary
>Chairman for Innovation of the
>White House Conference on Small
>Business by President Reagan.
>In 1988, Kurzweil was named Inventor
>of the Year by MIT
>and the Boston Museum of
>Science.[81]
>In 1990, Kurzweil was voted Engineer
>of the Year by the
>over one million readers of
>Design News Magazine and received
>their third annual Technology Achievement
>Award.[81][82]
>The 1994 Dickson Prize in Science.
>One is awarded every year
>by Carnegie Mellon University to
>individuals who have "notably advanced
>the field of science." Both
>a medal and a $50,000
>prize are presented to winners.[83]
>
>The 1998 "Inventor of the Year"
>award from the Massachusetts Institute
>of Technology.[84]
>The 1999 National Medal of Technology.[85]
>This is the highest award
>the President of the United
>States can bestow upon individuals
>and groups for pioneering new
>technologies, and the President dispenses
>the award at his discretion.[86]
>Bill Clinton presented Kurzweil with
>the National Medal of Technology
>during a White House ceremony
>in recognition of Kurzweil's development
>of computer-based technologies to help
>the disabled.
>The 2000 Telluride Tech Festival Award
>of Technology.[87] Two other individuals
>also received the same honor
>that year. The award is
>presented yearly to people who
>"exemplify the life, times and
>standard of contribution of Tesla,
>Westinghouse and Nunn."
>The 2001 Lemelson-MIT Prize for a
>lifetime of developing technologies to
>help the disabled and to
>enrich the arts.[88] Only one
>is awarded each year ?
>it is given to highly
>successful, mid-career inventors. A $500,000
>award accompanies the prize.[89]
>Kurzweil was inducted into the National
>Inventors Hall of Fame in
>2002 for inventing the Kurzweil
>Reading Machine.[90] The organization "honors
>the women and men responsible
>for the great technological advances
>that make human, social and
>economic progress possible."[91] Fifteen other
>people were inducted into the
>Hall of Fame the same
>year.[92]
>The Arthur C. Clarke Lifetime Achievement
>Award on April 20, 2009
>for lifetime achievement as an
>inventor and futurist in computer-based
>technologies.[93]
>In 2011, Kurzweil was named a
>Senior Fellow of the Design
>Futures Council.[94]
>In 2013, Kurzweil was honored as
>a Silicon Valley Visionary Award
>winner on June 26 by
>SVForum.[95]
>In 2014, Kurzweil was honored with
>the American Visionary Art Museum?s
>Grand Visionary Award on January
>30.[96][97][98]
>Kurzweil has received 20 honorary doctorates
>in science, engineering, music and
>humane letters from Rensselaer Polytechnic
>Institute, Hofstra University and other
>leading colleges and universities, as
>well as honors from three
>U.S. presidents ? Clinton, Reagan
>and Johnson.[5][99]
>Kurzweil has received seven national and
>international film awards including the
>CINE Golden Eagle Award and
>the Gold Medal for Science
>Education from the International Film
>and TV Festival of New
>York.[81]
>
>KEEP YOUR EYE FIXED ON THE
>HORIZON!
>
>http://www.worldhealth.net/news/future-predictions-2017-2045/
>
>
>DC

BULLSHIZ! WE'VE BEEN PROMISED FLYING CARS SINCE THE 1950'S AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT THOSE YET. NO WAY WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

SCREW THE ROOF AND GET A NEW FISHING BOAT!

INSTEAD OF A 30 YEAR ROOF, GET A 30 YEAR 2ND MORTGAGE!
 
NVBighorn....That's the very best + Award Winning reply to any Post in a long time by anyone. Elkassassin has your Award.

Jagerdad :)

NVBighorn...You're everyone's HERO :)
 
There you go eel. If you're planning a roof around your passing, call the florist and order your casket spray............ for delivery about the first week of December.

We'll miss ya.

dc
 
>Metal roof eel. Your wife's second
>husband will appreciate it!

That's about the only thing he'll appreciate. :D
 
>I'm getting bids for a new
>roof. At age 68, should
>I get a 30 year
>roof or a 40 year
>roof? About $1200 difference.

A hair piece has that much money in it?


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>>Metal roof eel. Your wife's second
>>husband will appreciate it!
>
>That's about the only thing he'll
>appreciate. :D
LMAOF !
 
>I'm getting bids for a new
>roof. At age 68, should
>I get a 30 year
>roof or a 40 year
>roof? About $1200 difference.


Forget the roof. Overton says you can move into his kona shack for 250 a month......in yen.

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>>I'm getting bids for a new
>>roof. At age 68, should
>>I get a 30 year
>>roof or a 40 year
>>roof? About $1200 difference.
>
>
>Forget the roof. Overton says you
>can move into his kona
>shack for 250 a month......in
>yen.
>
>
4abc76ff29b26fc1.jpg


I already spend the weekends there....Shhhhhh. keep it to yourself.
 

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