BECOMING A BREAD BOY!!!

I Shouldn't Be Eatin the Sweets!

Thought I'd Stop at the Bread Shop in Vernal & Get a Fresh Loaf a Bread & Maybe a Brownie!

Goes in & Sure Enough I Can See/Smell the Chocolate Chip Brownies!

PUNK-ASS Kid Asks Me if I've ever been in the Store Before!

I Said Many a Times & Even Before the People that are Running it Now!(New Owner!)

SMART-ASS says what's Your Phone Number & I'll Verify that!

He's Gotta Verify that I've been in/to the Store before Huh?

Yup,Your Names is (My Wifes Name!) & I Said Ya,That's Me!

I Asked if the Brownies have Nuts in them?

He Says,Now that's a Good Question!

So He Goes over & Takes a Brownie out of the Pan & Fondles it till it Crumbles!

Then He Calls a Girl Over & Asks Her,She Says I Don't Think they do!

Then He Brings me One/(1) F'N Brownie!

I Tell Him I Want 4 Brownies!

So He Puts 4 More in the Bag which makes 5!

Then He Notices it!

Says I'll Have to Charge you for 5!

I Inform Him Once again I Want 4!

So Then He Tries to Recover One Brownie out of the Bag & Destroys it!

But Hey!

He Got Most of it out!

Then I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Bread!

SWEET GEEZUS I Should Quit with the 4 Brownies!

They Got 4 Different kinds of Bread on the Rack!

I Tell Him I Want a Loaf of Honey Wheat!

He Walks back to the Rack & Just Stands There!

JUDAS!

Finally Figures it out When I Said it's the Bread on the Top Rack!(They even had 8X10 Papers Listing what was on each Rack!)

Then He Proceeds to Try & Bag the Bread!

GOOD-GAWD a Mighty!

Finally Rings it Up after ERRING 3 Times!

I Hand Him the Cash & Now You Ought To See Him Trying to Count the Change He's Suppose to Give Me Back!

He Got within .50 Cents & I Said Close Enough!

After I Left I Got to Thinking!

Maybe I'll Become a Bread Boy!

You Ain't gotta know anything!

You Ain't gotta Do Much!

You Don't need to know how to count!

You Don't need to know what You're Selling!

Then I Get to Thinking this is the New American Way!

If The Draft was Brought Back We'd be in Deep Sshhhiittttt!

This Kid was in His Mid-Teens!

Then You Might Say I'm Proud of My Kids!

They coulda done a Better Job than this when they were 5-6 Years Old!

Somebody once said:

And I Quote:

"""How GAWD-DAMNED Many Years did it take that Person to Get This DAMN Dumb?"""

OK!

I'm Done Venting Now!









Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!

A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!

Future leaders right there elk! Sad thing is they were saying the same thing about us when we was dumbass kids too, and we turned out ok. Atleast we think so?

Bess you can blame it on most of the teachers we have today in the public schools. The bad ones are starting to out number the good ones in our education system.

RELH

I did my stint working in a family c stores for a couple years. To flip the script on your story one of my favorites is when you count change back to a "youth" or dumbass teenager and they say I don't get it, you said 10 but you gave me 7.59 in change when the buy a 2.41 cent Monster beverage. I had to give school lessons right there. Should have kept all the change for that. lol. I had several laughs at that. It's a Shame for sure.

Same Difference boz!

The Smarter Guy was just on the other side of the Counter!








Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!

A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!

Sounds like there is something else in the Brownies, and he'd been eating them.

Be careful Bbop.

Awhile back I went to the grocery store and the total was $3.03 I gave the kid a $10 bill and 3 pennies. He got a puzzled look on his face. I said give me $7 back. Nope. He gave me the pennies back and gave me $6.97 in change. He never did understand and I was in a hurry.

Please Don't Confuse them Eel!

Well!

You Tried Getting Rid of Them Worthless Pennies!









Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!

A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!

Keep eatin brownies 4 at a time and you'll be a dough boy!

You're right Bobcat. When the bill is something like $7.50, I'll give the kid a $10 and 2 one dollar bills plus 2 quarters. Total I give them is $12.50 and they owe me $5.

They ALWAYS want to give me back the two $1 bills and hand me three more $1 bills. I then say, would you give me a $5 bill for these five ones? And they still don't get it.

It is absolutely amazing how many people can't do basic math any more.

I'm not sure what's in Vernal, but I'm not guessing the people doing the work at the big stores are any more clued-in.

Most are so busy messing with their phones they don't have time to actually learn or think.