LAST EDITED ON Aug-11-17 AT 06:59AM (MST)[p]>Meth does that. But to be
>safe I'll never drive east
>of Wendover again.
LOL Eel!
A New Parody Song From Eelgrass:
I'll Never Drive East of TARDville again!
I always heard that TARD Drivers were top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.
Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
And I've tried it my friend.
I'll never Drive with TARDS again!
Now I've learned a hard lesson in a small Utah town
He fired up a Bad boy Toyota and he Drove it through a TARDville Town
The last words I spoke before they trucked me in
I may PUTT Down the Road in My Toyota but,
I'll never Drive with them Crazy TARDS again.
I'll never Drive with them TARDS again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour Black Smoke in My Face my friend.
But I'll never eat Smoke in TARDville again
He hopped in his old Rig the Toyota Rose
The Hunt was in Wyoming, but it was time for Eel to go
Alone in the front Seat, just him and his Gun
Eel took one friendly look and the Belcher Smoke set in
I'll never Drive in TARDville again
My Hunt is all over before it begins
You'll Never see me Drivin through through HELL again my Friend.
And I'll never Drive with TARDS again
Now I'm passin' through SLC seeing all these Folk
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' Smoke
No I do not partake I just let them pass by
With a grin on my face and a great eye contact high
I'll never Breathe Smoke with Utatd again
My Hunt is all over before it begins
You can Blow Me Some Smoke & Make Me Inhale My Friend
But I'll never Drive with them Damn TARDS again
In the SLOW Lane position with Belcher Residue on my chin
Eel's Hopin He Never has to Drive through TARDville again!
Back Me Off to 1,700 Yards,650 is a Little Close & I'm Not Comfortable with it!
A GUT SHOT at 1,700 Yards will Still Make Some Good BRAGGIN Rights so I Can Say I At Least Hit Him!
