WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END...
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the ?John? and renamed it the
?Jim?. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought
?Nap Time? was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small
vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it."
I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights." I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering
what I came in there for.
Actually I'm not complaining cuz I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I
have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver?s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don't have acne.
Life is great. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.... Many are MM'ey Men, most not answering a PM and I don't remember those I sent a PM to ( I joke buy you know whom u-r,,,,Gurr ) and...heck...what wuz eye ritening...? Good Night... Yah OLD (and shy young) Farts.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the ?John? and renamed it the
?Jim?. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought
?Nap Time? was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small
vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it."
I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights." I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering
what I came in there for.
Actually I'm not complaining cuz I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I
have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver?s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don't have acne.
Life is great. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.... Many are MM'ey Men, most not answering a PM and I don't remember those I sent a PM to ( I joke buy you know whom u-r,,,,Gurr ) and...heck...what wuz eye ritening...? Good Night... Yah OLD (and shy young) Farts.
