DeerHunter53
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There were two ladies sitting in the Vets office with their dogs, a Poodle and an Great Dane.
The one with the Great Dane turns to the other and says what are you in here for. We'll she says it is embarrassing I don't know if I can talk about it. The lady says it's OK we are the only two in here. So she says the problem is he humps my leg and when visitors come over he humps their legs. So I am here to get him neutered. So she then asks what about you.
The lady with the Great Dane says I have much the same problem, I bend over to get under the sink and he humps me. I bend over to tie my shoes and he humps me.
So the poodle lady says so your here to get him fixed too. She says Oh no I am just here to get his nails clipped.
The one with the Great Dane turns to the other and says what are you in here for. We'll she says it is embarrassing I don't know if I can talk about it. The lady says it's OK we are the only two in here. So she says the problem is he humps my leg and when visitors come over he humps their legs. So I am here to get him neutered. So she then asks what about you.
The lady with the Great Dane says I have much the same problem, I bend over to get under the sink and he humps me. I bend over to tie my shoes and he humps me.
So the poodle lady says so your here to get him fixed too. She says Oh no I am just here to get his nails clipped.
