Roy, I'm stuck

eelgrass · Dec 22, 2017

As to what to get TripleK for Christmas. A couple ideas I had: But I'd hate to get her something she didn't need...or want. Any insight?

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/st...MIx6n8wZqf2AIVQbjACh0-EA2lEAQYAyABEgK14vD_BwE

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elkassassin · Dec 22, 2017

Hey Eel!

I Think She Might be in Dire need of a New FORD F-150 CREW Cab 4X4 Eco-Boost!

Might as Well Make it a KING RANCH!

It Won't Be Long and a 22" PISSCUTTER will be known as a Trophy that will be put on the Wall!

2lumpy · Dec 22, 2017

Might have expected ole "Walk About" to turn up when the tally turns to women!

DC

1911 · Dec 22, 2017

Get her a side of beef. I noticed a handful of beef going for on the cheap up that way in the last day or two.

elkassassin · Dec 23, 2017

Hey 1911!

That Beef has a Funny Purple color to it!

Maybe it's been Tenderized?

It Won't Be Long and a 22" PISSCUTTER will be known as a Trophy that will be put on the Wall!

TripleK · Dec 23, 2017

>
>I Think She Might be in
>Dire need of a New
>FORD F-150 CREW Cab 4X4
>Eco-Boost!

Copy that. I'm a bit low on Christmas cheer this year, Eel.

Damn cows. We were headed to town last week, 3 kids in the back seat, Poor Kolby driving, dark night, cows all over the road. We hit 3 of them. My 16 year old daughter's nose was broken - she was in the middle in the back and my 13 year old son hit his head...has a big bump, I was sore the next day but I'm fine now. 12 year old son and Kolby were fine. It was not a fun night.

All 3 cows died. 2 were humanely dispatched when deputies arrived on scene. Poor girls... wish they'd stayed in their pasture. The whole herd was out on the road. They'd mashed their fences down to get in the hay.

and so...RIP little red F150.
I really loved that truck.

elkassassin · Dec 23, 2017

>
>>
>>I Think She Might be in
>>Dire need of a New
>>FORD F-150 CREW Cab 4X4
>>Eco-Boost!
>
>Copy that. I'm a bit low
>on Christmas cheer this year,
>Eel.
>
>Damn cows. We were headed to
>town last week, 3 kids
>in the back seat, Poor
>Kolby driving, dark night, cows
>all over the road.
>We hit 3 of them.
> My 16 year old
>daughter's nose was broken -
>she was in the middle
>in the back and my
>13 year old son hit
>his head...has a big bump,
>I was sore the next
>day but I'm fine now.
>12 year old son and
>Kolby were fine. It was
>not a fun night.
>
>All 3 cows died. 2 were
>humanely dispatched when deputies arrived
>on scene. Poor girls... wish
>they'd stayed in their pasture.
>The whole herd was out
>on the road. They'd mashed
>their fences down to get
>in the hay.
>
> and so...RIP little red F150.
>
>I really loved that truck.
>
>

Glad everybody is OK JENN!

Now We Know where Homers Meaning of "I'd Rather Walk" comes from!

2lumpy · Dec 23, 2017

Wow, things are replaceable, trucks too, hope your daughter has a complete recover and ends with "more beautiful nose". Glad the rest of you are okay.

Playing bumper pool with beef cows........ nothing walks away unscathed.

DC

eelgrass · Dec 23, 2017

Oh Geez TripleK, I had no idea. That looks ugly! I'm glad no one was hurt worse than they were. I wanted to pull you out of hiding, but not like this!

Despite all that, Merry Christmas!

You can let all the dirty dishes wait until you feel better....

Eel