Holy Balls

overton · Jan 13, 2018

I'm up high on Mauna Kea sheep hunting and I get an emergency alert ? Incoming ballistic missile to Hawaii this is not a drill?
I could go an entire lifetime without another one of those texts

RELH · Jan 13, 2018

Cuz, news stated some dingle ball pushed the wrong button in the warning center, Might be Eel screwing with you for banning him at Shelter Cove.

RELH

BeanMan · Jan 13, 2018

I heard it was a hoax and they are after the perp who pulled it off. How did you receive the message?

Hasbean

one_dryboot · Jan 13, 2018

Hope you had an extra pair of Undies. Or at least wet wipes

overton · Jan 13, 2018

Cuz it wouldn't surprise me at all if Eel was behind this.
Beanman it came in too loud and too clear on my iPhone. To say it was gut wrenching is an understatement.

eelgrass · Jan 13, 2018

LAST EDITED ON Jan-13-18 AT 04:14PM (MST)[p]Kind of like Dec.7, 1941? overton was there for that one too.

Unlike Shelter Cove, this was a false alarm.

overton · Jan 13, 2018

>LAST EDITED ON Jan-13-18
>AT 04:14?PM (MST)
>
>Kind of like Dec.7, 1941? overton
>was there for that one
>too.
>
>Unlike Shelter Cove, this was a
>false alarm.
>
>

Jerk

elkassassin · Jan 13, 2018

JUDAS RANS!

Bet there were some Quick Thoughts going through your Head!

Coulda been worse!

You coulda been down town!

Glad everything is OK!

DW · Jan 13, 2018

Don't know why ya pissed down yer leg Overton, lennie and nemont have assured us we have nothing to worry about in north korea!

#livelikezac

elkassassin · Jan 14, 2018

Hey RANS?

Did You Think Lil Kim had pushed a Button?

overton · Jan 14, 2018

Bess I really didn't know who did it I just knew I was on the side of a 13,990? peak with absolutely no place to take cover. I ended up settling down and waited for it to be over. An angel saved me.
And when I found out it was a false alarm some MM jerk texted me and asked me if I cried...

fireball77 · Jan 14, 2018

LAST EDITED ON Jan-14-18 AT 11:20AM (MST)[p]Oh my goodness ,I'm glad youre safe , I would have more than cried , and very glad you are being watched over.
Hope all is well with you, and your loved ones .

How much to take 45 off my hands for a few .......weeks

He is getting a little whiny lol

GOD BLESS OVERTON !!!

eelgrass · Jan 14, 2018

That would be a totally helpless feeling. Sorry I made light of it...

That's why you need to put me in your will and leave the Shelter Cove property to me.

overton · Jan 14, 2018

Too little too late Plick...

RELH · Jan 14, 2018

Eel something tells me you can forget about fishing Shelter Cove for here on out. Have matchbook, will travel, has done you in with Cuz.
Funny thing though, Cuz asked me if I had any spare kerosene. I hope that new roof job is fireproof.

RELH

fireball77 · Jan 14, 2018

Overton I can't imagine that feeling knowing that something was coming for you and not being able to protect yourself or say good bye to your family or do anything to stop it

eelgrass · Jan 14, 2018

RELH, it's almost impossible to be nice to, or deal with a Hatfield. They have no sense of humor or sense of fair play.

overton · Jan 14, 2018

Fireball it really was ok I had my angel watching out over me

fireball77 · Jan 14, 2018

Glad it was a hoax , and you and your dear wife are ok

1911 · Jan 14, 2018

Between Fukushima radiation, North Korea radiation, and Iranian tanker oil soon to be floating that way, its turning into a regular sh:thole. Did you cry?

overton · Jan 15, 2018

>Between Fukushima radiation, North Korea radiation,
>and Iranian tanker oil soon
>to be floating that way,
>its turning into a regular
>sh:thole. Did you
>cry?
>

No I didn't cry I'm not at all like you

eelgrass · Jan 15, 2018

evidently not everyone handled it the same way...

Hawaiians report end-of-the-world sex not romantic, just frantic, terrifying

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/0...rld-sex-not-romantic-just-frantic-terrifying/

ras1954 · Jan 15, 2018

YOUR MY HERO EEL!!!!!....RAS

dirtygrass · Jan 15, 2018

I heard on the radio its Trump's fault.

RELH · Jan 15, 2018

LAST EDITED ON Jan-15-18 AT 03:15PM (MST)[p]Nine months from now there will be a bunch of little liberals being born on that liberal island.

RELH

I take that back, it seems it was the gays coming out of the closet doing the naughty deed.

Gator · Jan 15, 2018

I heard that alot of them have a ache in their back from trying to turn around and kiss that A$$ good bye.
The Zombie World just about came true.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
>[Font][Font color = "green"]Life member of
>the MM green signature club.[font/]

ByeByeObamas · Jan 16, 2018

What is the green signature club?

eelgrass · Jan 16, 2018

>What is the green signature club?
>

As long as I've been here I've been wondering the same thing. Nobody talks. A secret club, I guess.

fireball77 · Jan 16, 2018

It might be a part of the old mm cave , and What Happens there stays there

Just sayin .

Gator · Jan 16, 2018

LOL
IT been a long time since that was ask.
There is only a few members left that was on the green team.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
>[Font][Font color = "green"]Life member of
>the MM green signature club.[font/]

Longun · Jan 18, 2018

Don't pack your phone huntin''''Never have any problems...

Homer · Jan 18, 2018

LAST EDITED ON Jan-18-18 AT 06:50PM (MST)[p]>Don't pack your phone huntin''''Never have
>any problems...

lol...his collar is too tight for that longun...

RELH · Jan 18, 2018

Cuz, big question!!! Did you get your darn sheep on that mountain?

RELH

overton · Jan 20, 2018

No I didn't kill a ram.

RyanT · Jan 23, 2018

>
>No I didn't kill a ram.
>
>
>
>
>
>

So... you headed back up then? LOL

My biggest worry is that after I'm dead my wife will sell my hunting gear for what I told her I paid for it!
https://GearLobo.com