>While Eel was riding his e-bike,
>He swerved to avoid hitting
>a deer, lost control and
>landed in a ditch, severely
>banging his head. Dazed and
>confused Eel crawled out of
>the ditch to the edge
>of the road when a
>shiny new convertible pulled up
>with a very beautiful woman
>who asked,
>
>"Are you okay?" As Eel looked
>up, He noticed she was
>wearing a low cut blouse
>with cleavage to die for...
>
>
>"I'm okay, I think," Eel replied
>as he pulled himself up
>to the side of the
>car to get a closer
>look. She said,
>
>?Get in and I'll take you
>home so I can clean
>and bandage that nasty scrape
>on your head.?
>
>"That's nice of you," Eel answered,
>?but I don't think my
>wife will like me doing
>that!?
>
>"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse,"
>she insisted. "I need to
>see if you have any
>more scrapes and then treat
>them properly."
>
>Well, she was really pretty and
>very persuasive. Being sort of
>shaken and weak, Eel agreed,
>but repeated,
>
>"I'm sure my wife won't like
>this."
>
>Eel arrived at her place which
>was just few miles away
>in Shelter Cove, and after
>a couple of cold beers
>and the bandaging, Eel thanked
>her and said,
>
>"I feel a lot better, but
>I know my wife is
>going to be really upset,
>so I'd better go now."
>
>
>"Don't be silly!" she said with
>a smile, while unbuttoning her
>blouse exposing the most beautiful
>set of breasts Eel had
>ever seen.
>
>"Stay for a while. She won't
>know anything. By the way,
>where is she?"
>
>"Still in the ditch with my
>e-bike, I guess."
True story
