this just in..

This just in...





Stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up. According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires.

And according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

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>Stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come
>up. According to ancient
>Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way
>to APPEASE PELE and have
>the volcanic fires stop is
>to make a human sacrifice
>into her fires.
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>And according to tradition, that needs
>to be a celebrated leader
>who was born in Hawaii
>and held a position of
>power for 8 years.
>
>Obama quickly announced he was actually
>born in Kenya, and has
>the Birth Certificate to prove
>it.
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Pele would make an exception.