Ford anger

eelgrass · Jul 1, 2018

So, I went to the store this morning to do the weekly shopping. Winco, baby.

There was a guy behind me in the checkout line who had a few items. I could tell he was coming down hard from a drug binge. By the time I had my groceries bagged up he was done and we walked out of the store together. He hopped into his motorhome....some kind of mini motorhome with a Ford chassis, parked right next to me. It wouldn't start. It finally did but was puking black smoke, just barely running. Then it would die. He did that about three times. The fourth time he got it running he gunned it and put it in reverse. It finally caught and backed up clear across the isle way and crashed into this newer Ford Excursion. CRASH! Then it died....lol

People were yelling and cussing, but he just ignored them...lol

He finally got it started again and took off like nothing happened.

Some people were right there and wrote down his license number as he drove off and another guy started following him in his truck. I went home. Just another day in Humboldt.

elkassassin · Jul 1, 2018

You gotta Clear the Obama Pipe!

But don't try it when coming down from a Drug Binge!

Sounds like a Day that Homer was Glad He was Walking!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

dirtclod Az. · Jul 1, 2018

Yep either F ix O r R epair D aily
Or Fn' O ld R otten D odge.
its always going to be a Ford.

canyoncrosser · Jul 1, 2018

Such a great climate up there and abundant outdoor opportunities, it's such a damn shame you have so much of that kind of stuff near you Eel.
If it makes you feel any better we have it too down here in Fresno. Just not quite as nice a climate or as many opportunities.
I'm becoming quite frustrated with our homeless panhandler issues...

justr_86 · Jul 1, 2018

Id be angry if I had to drive a Ford too....

elkassassin · Jul 1, 2018

This is NVB!

If He Goes to KALI Watch out!

Somebodies gonna Inhale!

Better get out of the F'N way cuzz ole MF'N NVB is comin to Town!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

eelgrass · Jul 1, 2018

canyoncrosser, it is everywhere. I don't see an end in sight either.

I can see getting angry with your Ford, but to smash up another Ford....well, I guess that is fine.

elkassassin · Jul 2, 2018

RANS better Never Ever see You Boys Hitch-Hiking!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

eelgrass · Jul 2, 2018

> RANS better Never Ever
>see You Boys Hitch-Hiking!
>
>I know so many people in
>so many places
>They make allot of money but
>they got sad faces
>
>It Ain't Easy being Me!

RANS would try to run me over, I'm afraid.