1911

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

PLEASE.DONT BEING HOME ANYMORE GUNS OR YOU WONT MAKE UT TO 43 ....JUST SAYIN

J/K
YOU ONLY ONC RIGHT !!!

elkassassin · Jul 25, 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....................!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

Slimchance · Jul 25, 2018

Happy Birthday 1-911. 42??? I was going to make a joke about Fireball changing your diaper then I realized at my age diaper jokes aint that funny.

The road goes on forever and the party never ends..

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

Hahahahahahah

NVBighorn · Jul 25, 2018

Happy birthday 1911 you young pup.

Hey red, good to hear from you

RELH · Jul 25, 2018

Lil Red, what if the gun he brings home is one he bought just for you?
I used that one once with my wife. It is only good for a one time shot, pun intended. Happy Birthday 1911.

RELH

DW · Jul 25, 2018

Happy Birthday 1911!

#livelikezac

1911 · Jul 25, 2018

Thanks all but there has been a mistake. I am only 39.

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

How many times ???

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

Relh
He used that 14 guns ago lol

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

Hi Nvb , hope all is well

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

Hey bessy!!!

1911 · Jul 25, 2018

Three so far. Mister Benny proved it is possible to do it in perpetuity.

1911 · Jul 25, 2018

>How many times ???

Scared me at first. I thought I was reading your question in the hand job thread.

fireball77 · Jul 25, 2018

45...knock it

DW · Jul 25, 2018

Well it is his Birthday after all.

#livelikezac

NVPete · Jul 25, 2018

A "wildlife kind of birthday ditty" for ya! ;-)
"Hippo birdie!"

elkassassin · Jul 25, 2018

>Hey bessy!!!

Hello Lil Red!

Can You SPANK Him for us?

Hope You're doing Well!

I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces

It Ain't Easy being Me!

BIGJOHNT · Jul 26, 2018

eelgrass · Jul 26, 2018

Happy Birthday 1911. What did Overton get you?

264mag · Jul 26, 2018

Have a great Birthday 1911 !

justr_86 · Jul 27, 2018

Happy birthday

Jagerdad · Jul 27, 2018

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. It's Your Birthday and, We are Happy for YOU.

I'm not the Poet I was a 42.

Happy Birthday

Jagerdad

Gator · Jul 27, 2018

Happy Birthday hope you got cake and ice cream and a big Hug from a naked Lady.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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Jagerdad · Jul 27, 2018

Dear Gator... Did you ever Ponder that Every time 1911 stopped a Speeder and it was a Lady, he introduced himself as: Its also my Birthday..so you're speeding to get to YOUR Birthday Party...and suddenly he has... as you wrote: Happy Birthday hope you got cake and ice cream and a big Hug from a naked Lady....Here I am Hansom... ?

Hence other UHP Officers complained ( To their Union ) that 1911 always gets the Hot one's... + Has toooo Many Gun'zzz, So they Promoted 1911 to slow his Gifts down.

Just a Ponder. ????

Jagerdad

with happy thoughts for 1911. Simply await until 1911 becomes a Lieutenant