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STOMPER
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Sep-28-17, 
08:13 PM (MST)
"NMPAUL!!!!"

uh hum!

and I quote.......

"Joe, I don't know what happened. I posted twice on this post and they are not here. I am not real good with my phone. I have been out of town almost all of sept. Archery elk in CO and NM. Got a cow in CO 2 nights ago and lots of exercise. LOL."


Exercise???? really????? ya gotta quit sayin things like that. Your level of comic relief is gonna result in my death from laughing....hahahahahahahahaha


on a serious note, if you are exercising and loose those moobs I don't think I will be able to hunt with you any more.

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 Subject   Author   Message Date   ID 
 RE: NMPAUL!!!!  NMPaul      Sep-28-17   1 
  RE: NMPAUL!!!!  live4muleys      Sep-28-17   2 
   RE: NMPAUL!!!!  NMPaul      Sep-28-17   4 
 RE: NMPAUL!!!!  BUGLEnmIN      Sep-28-17   3 
  RE: NMPAUL!!!!  STOMPER      Sep-28-17   5 
   RE: NMPAUL!!!!  NMPaul      Sep-29-17   6 
    RE: NMPAUL!!!!  live4muleys      Sep-29-17   7 
    RE: NMPAUL!!!!  throwfar      Sep-29-17   8 

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NMPaul
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Sep-28-17, 
08:48 PM (MST)
1. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

Considering you are one of the few guys that wax themselves, get their hair styled and have spa days, I won't try to figure out where you are going with this.

If this is about my moobs, they are here to stay. I have lost 80 lbs, and probably only dropped 1 or 2 cup sizes. Even with my moobs, I am pretty sure I could hike you into the ground.... maybe even before I lost the equivalent of 2 bags of dog food.

Oh, you are the only guy I have ever hunted with that found an excuse to take their shirt off. Very awkward,but, I was completely prepared to kick you where your nuts are supposed to be.

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live4muleys
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Sep-28-17, 
08:58 PM (MST)
2. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

I was most shocked to read that Paul had tag soup. I didn't think that ever happened to him.

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NMPaul
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Sep-28-17, 
09:13 PM (MST)
4. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

>I was most shocked to read
>that Paul had tag soup.
>I didn't think that ever
>happened to him.


I am very familiar with the taste of tag soup. Hope I got it out of the way for this year though.

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BUGLEnmIN
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Sep-28-17, 
09:03 PM (MST)
3. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

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Ahahahahaha that's hilarious!!! Sounds like live4muleys is trying to get a hunting date with Paul to stomp !!!! Uhoh haha

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STOMPER
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Sep-28-17, 
11:19 PM (MST)
5. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

hahahahaha. I got to admit I do have a thing for paul. He lets me hunt with my shirt off and he can dish my chit right back at me..... man that's some funny stuff paul lol.


now don't be loosing too much weight paul. I'm sick of all these body building show diets. I'm just done. I'm a butterball right now and lovin it! don't go off the deep end like I did.

I will say this. your are only one of only two people who have ever just taken me out to your honey hole out of the kindness of your own heart. I get to see my 7 year old son and the love of my life one month out of the year. It just so happened that the one time I asked for your help I had an off range oryx tag and my son both with me. That little guy stood beside the both of us and watched me shoot my oryx after passing a few dozen.

Those are memories that can never be replaced and I hope that you know that no matter the time or location, that if you ever need help I'm the guy you call!

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NMPaul
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Sep-29-17, 
06:28 AM (MST)
6. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

Well, I would think you are going through a mid life crisis since you just had a birthday, but, I think you have been going through a mid life crisis since I have known you.

Thank you for your offer. If I ever need a guy with a perm, Brazilian wax, and pedicured nails you will be the first guy to come to mind.

Seriously though Tony, I wish the guys you give crap to on this forum knew you were actually a really nice guy. There are guys that are fun to hunt with, and guys that are scary to hunt with, you are both fun and scary to hunt with.

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live4muleys
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Sep-29-17, 
08:40 AM (MST)
7. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

I would take a hunting date with Paul anytime, that would increase my odds exponentially. What can I say he is a great hunter and he smiles in pictures.

I may even be willing to get a wax, never mind he isn't that good. I will leave that to Stomp. I will be leaving my shirt on also, I am caring a keg right now under my shirt. If I took my shirt off I may be confused for a bear.

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Sep-29-17, 
08:52 AM (MST)
8. "RE: NMPAUL!!!!"

Do people still get perms? I feel as though those haven't been in since the early 90's.

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