Considering you are one of the few guys that wax themselves, get their hair styled and have spa days, I won't try to figure out where you are going with this.
If this is about my moobs, they are here to stay. I have lost 80 lbs, and probably only dropped 1 or 2 cup sizes. Even with my moobs, I am pretty sure I could hike you into the ground.... maybe even before I lost the equivalent of 2 bags of dog food.
Oh, you are the only guy I have ever hunted with that found an excuse to take their shirt off. Very awkward,but, I was completely prepared to kick you where your nuts are supposed to be.