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For those of you looking for the "Lost Manuscript of Watershed", good news! A breakthrough discovery has led to the unveiling of this epic document today, January 23, 2012. This is, as everyone knows, the lunar new year. Both of his earth-shaking documents were composed in the wee hours of Friday the 13th (this second document at 5:03am PST), it is appropriate that we reveal his lost second post on this earth-shaking holiday, the Lunar New Year. (that should be a day off of work for government employees but isn't for some odd reason)
Well, without further ado, here is the "Lost Manuscript of Watershed" in its original, unaltered form. Appropriately titled by the author, "common sense hunting"
"you can have the latest hunting gadgets but you have smell vision
hearing taste is atfter the kill
everything leaves a track
odor
sign
walk out a track just to where it goes
doednt matter what your hunting
practice walking quite
dont need all the camo and scents
your in there domain there there 24 7
spend more time learning your prey on there turf"
An accurate translation is in the works, but it already appears to be revolutionary to hunting as we know it. Imagine if this document holds the secret to "smell vision" as it suggests! Develop your "hearing taste"!(But not so fast! You only get it atfter the kill) Can you imagine being able to find and follow the tracks that Odor leaves? Many times while hunting on my dad's heels I've certainly crossed the path of the elusive "Odor" and it nearly killed me, but to see and follow its tracks and possibly even kill the vile beast would certainly be a breakthrough. I'm sure that many of you have encountered the near-deadly Odor in your tent, your pickup, while duck hunting in chest waders, while in an airtight mummy bag in -25 weather, and a variety of other odd locations. The extinction of Odor would be a breakthrough indeed. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Translation first and then we can revolutionize the world of hunting with "Common Sense".
Well, without further ado, here is the "Lost Manuscript of Watershed" in its original, unaltered form. Appropriately titled by the author, "common sense hunting"
"you can have the latest hunting gadgets but you have smell vision
hearing taste is atfter the kill
everything leaves a track
odor
sign
walk out a track just to where it goes
doednt matter what your hunting
practice walking quite
dont need all the camo and scents
your in there domain there there 24 7
spend more time learning your prey on there turf"
An accurate translation is in the works, but it already appears to be revolutionary to hunting as we know it. Imagine if this document holds the secret to "smell vision" as it suggests! Develop your "hearing taste"!(But not so fast! You only get it atfter the kill) Can you imagine being able to find and follow the tracks that Odor leaves? Many times while hunting on my dad's heels I've certainly crossed the path of the elusive "Odor" and it nearly killed me, but to see and follow its tracks and possibly even kill the vile beast would certainly be a breakthrough. I'm sure that many of you have encountered the near-deadly Odor in your tent, your pickup, while duck hunting in chest waders, while in an airtight mummy bag in -25 weather, and a variety of other odd locations. The extinction of Odor would be a breakthrough indeed. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Translation first and then we can revolutionize the world of hunting with "Common Sense".