Cannibals invade Calif

sageadvice · Feb 15, 2016

Authorities are trying to decide if they are invading our Country or escaping, seeking refuge here from another more powerful tribe.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/31226264/...golden-gate-bridge-calif-police-investigating

"we really believe that this is the case because if you really look hard, stranger things have happened." One pro-predator activist group is lobbying for special protection for the quaint indigenous raw flesh eaters including free medical care, food stamps, and subsidized housing. Their goal is to, "slowly repopulate the mountainous and forested areas North of here as they may well have been thousands of years ago." Another Conservation minded individual said, "They will fit right in with the loggers, miners, and hunters up there. Hard to decide which group will turn out to be more intelligent."

;-)

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

jester · Feb 16, 2016

dug deep to find this brother!!
jester

sageadvice · Feb 17, 2016

well let's see, they got a no lion hunting law, no spring bear, no trapping bobcat, save the coyote, import more wolves, and bring back the grizz...

they gonna run out of predators to protect so my twisted mind figures cannibals as the logical choice for the next predator introduction in our fine state.

i thought it was worth a

anyway...

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

eelgrass · Feb 17, 2016

I heard Sitka Gear is coming out with a Kevlar reinforced product line to guard against blow dart penetration. Should be a big seller in northern CA. I'll probably invest in some.

sageadvice · Feb 17, 2016

It'll also help out in attacks from Vampire Bats, rumored soon to be introduced in National Parks.

Hope it comes in regular people sizes like 6 or 7xl! lol

Jester, Cannibals! not Cannabis. lol

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

Jagerdad · Feb 18, 2016

Sageadvice...? If you had to pick a place to be Bitten BY a Vampire Bat, it would be where..?

sageadvice · Feb 18, 2016

" If you had to pick a place to be Bitten BY a Vampire Bat, it would be where..? "

I would prefer to be bitten overseas in a cave i found that was full of lost pirates treasure, a place that i will never be.

Seems like a odd question Jager, is there a punch line that i'm missing? lol

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"

Jagerdad · Feb 18, 2016

You got it

In a place you won't be at.

Ok, Lame-o joke. I couldn't resist since you spoke of Marijuana then "The Munchy's" Bats biting so I sought to give you "A Rise" as in; funny joke

No "Hit" intended.

sageadvice · Feb 18, 2016

All Right! I got it, i win, i win!! What's my prize? lol

We tease our buddy Jester about using Pot. He was or is a card carrying almost disabled type who seems to know a lot on the subject. ;-)

Joey

"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"