RELH
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My cousin in Nevada sent me this joke. She is far more conservative then I am and hates Harry Reid and liberals with a passion.
RELH
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BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the
street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally." The man
goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America.
The person says, "I not American, I'm Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that
expired two years ago."
The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his
hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says, I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via
Arizona."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10
years ago." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
RELH
____________________________________________________________
BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.
It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the
street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally." The man
goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America.
The person says, "I not American, I'm Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that
expired two years ago."
The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his
hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and
says, I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via
Arizona."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10
years ago." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
