F the Guardian. This is fake-ass news. I didn't realize a successful, legal hunt made 'international" news for being.....legal?
Next headline, "Mr. Snoopdogg Kills Son of Larry SageNipper, a Beloved Long-beamed Mule Deer."
Mr. SageNipper, although a well-known philanderer and would openly court and seduce many females every year, did not deserve to be killed just because he was a few miles outside a wildlife refuge, said Francis FriendlyDeer, Mr. SageNipper's common law wife, adding that although he was very "friendly" with everyone, he didn't deserve to get killed because he was a Democrat. Buck lives matter.
Ugh......