RE: Kirt Darner
Pursuit of cash, outdoor trophies entices lowlifes
By Charlie Meyers, Denver Post Outdoor Editor
Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - An axiom of the investment industry holds that if a deal sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
Sad to relate, the same often applies to outdoor achievements as well. In four decades of recording hunting and fishing stories, a writer becomes painfully aware that, as the late Cab Calloway crooned, "It ain't necessarily so."
For reasons related to raging ego and, more frequently of late, hard cash, certain outdoorsmen can't resist gilding the lily. The temptations range from a few white lies to impress friends all the way down to outright chicanery.
It may or may not come as a surprise to learn that some of the fish listed in the Colorado record book - or other record books - are less than legitimate. One hears whispers, some distinct enough to register loud and clear, about how certain specimens were taken from closed areas, from out of stateor by means less than sporting. You'd be surprised which records fall under grave doubt.
The same suspicions extend to big game. While some anglers, professional and otherwise, might be tempted to fudge their catch in the interest of boosting their reputations, the profit incentive really kicks for trophy animals. When it comes to big-game heads some so-called sportsmen will do, or pay, almost anything to get their names attached to a trophy.
A few years back, colleague Bob Good related a scenario in which someone offered him $10,000 for a particularly handsome mule deer head. The fellow had no qualms about taking the rack right off Bob's wall and hanging it on his own. Such pretension probably is as old as hunting itself. It doesn't take much effort to imagine some Pleistocene windbag proudly dragging a head stripped off some roadkill sabretooth back to the cave for the clan to admire.
Nowadays, well-heeled hunters get the same ego boost through canned hunts or outright purchases of someone else's trophies. Others take the outlaw road, hunting out of season, after hours or in protected zones such as national parks.
The most recent such sorry example comes with last Wednesday's conviction in Eagle County District Court of William E. Pipes III of Littleton. A hunter for 40 years and a taxidermist, Pipes was intercepted Oct. 16, 1999, by employees of the Pine Valley Ranching for Wildlife property as he made his way in the dark with the rack of a 6x5-point bull elk and the backstrap. The rest was left to spoil.
Pipes was found guilty of willful destruction of wildlife, unlawful possession, hunting on private property and failure to void a carcass tag. He may be sentenced to as many as three years in prison and fines up to $100,000 for the felony willful destruction charge. As a felon, he no longer can possess a firearm. He also faces a mandatory fine of $10,000 for violating Colorado's Sampson Trophy Law, named after a magnificent bull elk slaughtered in 1995 near Estes Park.
To those familiar with such cases, it comes as no surprise to learn that Pipes has nine entries in the Boone & Crockett record book, all of which now come under acute suspicion. While Colorado certainly doesn't have a corner on the outlaw market, it does seem to harbor more than its share of dirtbags.
Take the case of Montrose resident Kirt Darner, who carved a high-profile reputation as a mule deer expert, with nine entries in the B&C book. Trouble was, the record keepers discovered that a trophy he entered in 1977 actually had been taken in '49 by someone else. This investigation prompted B&C to disallow all of Darner's entries under a rule that says if one entry is tainted, all are. A second Darner trophy entry also was deemed illicit.
Curiously, that stricture doesn't apply to Pipes, who may be allowed to keep his record entries. The elk he poached in 1999 wasn't presented for the record book.
"We've been aware of Mr. Pipes' situation for some time and the matter now will be discussed when our board meets in December," B&C spokesman Jack Reneau said. "But this conviction doesn't affect any of his entries in the record book as far as I know."
Then there's the ugly example of a bull elk named Sampson, a case so heinous that it prompted a Colorado legislature, heretofore blind to the seriousness of wildlife offenses, to approve the mandatory $10,000 fine for the illegal taking of trophy animals. Too often, outdoor criminals walked away with a slap on the wrist.
Typical of animals that grew up in the protective environment of Rocky Mountain National Park, this magnificent 8x8 specimen roamed freely through the Estes Park area where it was readily approached and admired by tourists and residents - until a Lakewood resident named Randal Lee Francis shot it with a crossbow aimed out the window of his pickup truck. Francis had a meat saw in his truck, presumably to chop off the head and hang it on his wall.
Among the unfortunate aspects of outdoor sport is that the actions of a few lowlifes cast shadows of doubt upon us all. Court decisions such as the current Eagle County case lend some hope that poachers ultimately get the message that crime doesn't pay. At least when they're caught.