Seasons Greetings

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For Our Democrat Friends:


"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For Our Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
 
I'll have my lawyer contact your lawyer about that first one. I'm sure we can settle it out of court.

As Shawn Hannity would say "You're a great American!"

Merry Christmas, Happy Haunika, Feliz Navidad, and Groovin Quanza!
 
Good one, Drummond.

To all my friends on MM, I wish that this is your very Merriest Christmas ever!!!

P.S. It was neat meeting in person yet another MM member this past month, Scottyboy (we hunted Mearns & Scaled quail south of Tucson). For a dude way out here in California, I've been lucky enough to meet in person a number of you guys so far (Deerking, Cooter, Kingfish, Scottyboy, Cohntr and BigPig) and sure hope to meet a few more in the upcoming years. God bless and keep you all.
 
Merry Christmas to all on MM. May 2006 bring blessing to you and your families.

PS- God bless all our troops.
 
Hey Drum, you forgot to mention Festivis ( for all you Seinfeld fans out there) !!! :D



--Scottyboy--
 
Good one Drum, Merry CHRISTmas to all out there, no need to be politically correct on this board, there is one reason why we celebrate the season, no PC junk for me! Wishing everyone a happy new year as well.
 
Kind of like the 3 boys sitting outside the principle office one say's to the other 2 I said the S word the other said I said the F word the last boy look at the other 2 and says I really messed up I Said x-mas. Merry Christmas to all.
 

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