Christmas poem

[B_F_E]

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells, duet style male voice of Larry the cable guy, female voice of Monica Lewinsky.
Thanks to all you MM freaks plus DK.
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"Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way, O' what fun it is to watch a bobcat crash each day"

"Dashing threw the snow, a pro-wolf fugger must pass"
"Closin' on their chum, to rip apart his a$$"

"Laughing all the way, bells on Bobs'sack ring
The poor tree-hugging goon, jus made MM'ers sing"

"Making spirits bright, that T dude jus ain't right
Chatroom is elbow tight, Jenn's sex-eds live tonight"

"Chorus"

"A day or two ago, bikini-babe by my side
Ethics sadly dis-approved, least I could take a ride"

"Her horse was lean & lank, Double D's she had a lot.
She drifted into a bank, high-pressure burst on spot"

"Now the ground is white, toke it while your young
D'duck call t'night, then sing that sleighing bong"

"Gov'ners tag in hand, a chute plane must abide
twelve mullets in the band, big stinky please arrive"

"Saw D'ers mushroom cloud today, smell o'thurmal nuclear frys.
In a one horse open sleigh, sportin timberhunter's BS lies"

 

[MortgageMan]

Not bad. Not bad at all!!

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY Beefy!!!

IT STARTED GREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

AND ENDED EVEN WAY BETTER!!!

KINDA SHORT THOUGH???

YOU WORKING ON THE SECOND VERSE???

THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[B_F_E]

Is everyone in the TTK chat-room or what ?

add some verse or quote.

this is what Monica said.

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY Beefy!!!

I LIKE THE SIGN!!!

BUT WHAT DID SLICK "HOSEM" WILLY PUT IN HER MOUTH TO GET SUCH A BAD TASTE???

AND!!!

THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AGAIN THIS YEAR!!!

LAST YEAR I TRIED GETTING THE MM TRADE A GIFT THING GOING AND NOBODY WANTED TOO!!!

I GUESS CHRISTMAS AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE???

I'M ALMOST CERTAIN SOMEBODY COULD OF ENDED UP WITH A BRAND NEW MARTHA STEWART CUTTING BOARD!!!

THIS WORLD JUST AIN'T THE SAME ANYMORE,ANYBODY EVER NOTICE OR IS IT JUST ME???





THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!