New Mental Disorder

B_F_E

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The DSM is a reference book of mental illness
I think its comprised by a group of psychiatrist, updated every 10 years or so. The original version had homosexuality listed as a mental disorder but they have since been forced to drop that one.

This is a handy book to look-up all your crazy relatives & figure out whats wrong with them. I know its came in handy for me as I try to figure out some of the people that frequent this place :)

I'm submitting to them for review a new disorder that seems to be afflicting many a hunter these days, I'm calling the new disorder "Horn'aphillia," here is a short list of some of the symptoms, but fill free to add any I have missed:

Attends banquets/Expo's to look at, & or, fondle antlers.
Spends countless hours @ MM lanquishing for photos of antlers.
Roams the hills looking for shed-horns.
Gets wood whilst caressing antlers.
Lusts for, draw results.
Has an irrational desire to ride in a Shoot-plane.
Can not slake your thirst of hunting equipment.

"Hi my names BFE and I'm a hornaphile"

By next year at the expo they should have group theripy booths set-up. I'll be writing a self-help book too.

Any input ?
 
All these years and now I know...thanks BFE. I can now stand up and proudly say " I am a hornaphile too"....all these years the wife asked why on earth do I curl my upper lip like that before we did the deed, now I know. It also answers the questions of why I have pics of elk and deer that I killed in my wallet instead of the family....BFE, you are the man! Thanks again, can't wait for the book!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My name is antlerrick, and I can see I will be exhibiting a lot of these traits this year!!!!! Elk Tag!!!
 
LAST EDITED ON Feb-12-09 AT 09:36PM (MST)[p]Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over our hornaphillia - that our wives had become unmanageable.


Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 
I think I fit in that disorder.

I have one helluva time trying to get wood from the shed while holding antlers......I think I need to invent some sort of wood holder......


Welcome back, Beefy!! LOL
 
I'm with you Pred but all the rest of the symptoms I have. BFE must be thinking about the racks calendars. Very funny! Great post.
 
Lisa,
If you could draw a picture of your invention please share it with us.I need a good laugh after not drawing any expo tags.
Hey I think sometimes just not all the time.Ha
 
My wife fell over laughing and said "Now we have you diagnosed.. Is there a cure?"
 

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