2030

eelgrass

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Imagine the year is 2030. You and your family and friends are up in the mountains mule deer hunting. Opening day has come and gone, and you're setting around the campfire that evening enjoying the company and reflecting on hunts past and present.

Specifically, how do you think the conversation will go?

Eel
 
Kilo: "Hey Eel, I think I crapped my drawers again can you pass the depends.."

Eel.. "WHAT?"..

Kilo: "I SAID....never mind I forgot what I was going to say"

Eel: "WHAT?"..

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Crap...My bad Eel.... I thought it said 2003..


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JFP!

Remember that Buck I shot back in 2015,T'was a Big SOB!

Scored 75" Gross!

Oh the Mass!

Oh the Tine Length!

And talk about a Spread,13"!

He had 2 on each side!

GAWD them were the days!

But Hey,We still got Opportunity!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Eel, BTW..I'm glad you and Kilo are good sports.. I don't wanna be watching my back in the woods this fall for fear of being gutshot :)

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LAST EDITED ON May-31-11 AT 06:06PM (MST)[p]Dad: "Yes, sonny, there once was a time when common men could get hunting tags in Utah. That was before SFW took formal control from the department of wildlife, and all of the tags went on ebay."

Son: "Really?!"

Dad: "Oh yes, I'm serious. They even used to issue a few tags to those evil nonresidents back then."
 
After paying 10.00 per shell, and getting a gun voucher from the ATF with a 15 day expiration date on it and paying NATO to hunt on the land that we now call public BLM Land?

" You know Grandson, would you believe that there was a day that we had to enter a lottery to obtain a big game tag? And every man woman boy and girl could enter that lottery for the chance to hunt some of Gods most beautiful country? Now only people that can afford to hunt with a mandatory guide on "wilderness" land that foreign countries control are able to hunt".

" I wonder what hunting will be like in 2060?"














"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all."
 
Eel "Come on Kilo, let's go home."

Kilo "Yes, these young guys have no respect for us old guys."

:)

Eel
 
That's a pretty big forky bess! Isn't that already a good buck in Utard?? I know its definitely book in Cali!!
 
Hey boz!

You gotta remember the Multiplication Factor!

In TARDville it's always been X 2!:D

I would never forget that Factor boz!:D

Remember when I decided I was gonna make your Wife have 2 Kids?:D

:D:D:D!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
> After paying 10.00 per shell,
>and getting a gun voucher
>from the ATF with a
>15 day expiration date on
>it and paying NATO to
>hunt on the land that
>we now call public BLM
>Land?
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>" You know Grandson, would you
>believe that there was a
>day that we had to
>enter a lottery to obtain
>a big game tag? And
>every man woman boy and
>girl could enter that lottery
>for the chance to hunt
>some of Gods most beautiful
>country? Now only people that
>can afford to hunt with
>a mandatory guide on "wilderness"
>land that foreign countries control
>are able to hunt".
>
>" I wonder what hunting will
>be like in 2060?"
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>
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>"I pledge allegiance to the flag
>of the United States of
>America and to the Republic
>for which it stands one
>nation under God indivisible with
>liberty and justice for all."
>

That sounds a lot like some of the proposals by the crew on hunttalk
 
LOL Eel, You and kilo are welcome around my campfire anytime..

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Hey boz!

Had my turn at that!

You'll really be cussin me about Teenager time!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
LAST EDITED ON May-31-11 AT 08:56PM (MST)[p]Well I have 29 points for Elk now,these $1000 dollar bills I put in the envelopes when I apply aren't paying off.
 
Kids nothing wrong with roadhunting I'm 80 years old.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
 
Kilo: Hey Eel, did you remember to bring the sugar like I told you?

Eel: Yes, and if we get no respect from this young whippersnappers, at least we won't be taking this 5# sack of sugar back home....

Brian
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>LOL Eel, You and kilo are
>welcome around my campfire anytime..
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>Disclaimer:
>The poster does not take any
>responsibility for any hurt or
>bad feelings. Reading threads poses
>inherent risks. The poster would
>like to remind readers to
>make sure they have a
>functional sense of humor before
>they visit any discussion board.
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Might want to take a rain check on that Snort. The last time they were at a campfire it went like this.

Kilo: Sniff...sniff sniff sniff....Eel..you crap your pants.

Eel: Nah.

Kilo: (Stirs the fire with a stick for a bit)...sniff sniff
sniff...Eel!!! you crap your pants?!?!?!?

Eel: No!

Kilo: (Continues to stir the campfire)....sniff sniff sniff...(drops the stick and stands up) Eel!!! You crap your pants??!?!?!?!?!?

Eel: NO!!!!!

Kilo: Drop your pants and prove it...something smells terrible.

Eel: (drops his pants to reveal a one inch thick layer of crap all up and down his legs and on the inside of his pants)

Kilo: I thought you just said you didn't crap your pants!!!!

Eel: I thought you meant today!


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2030???......I'll be standing around talking to myself...everbody I know will be dead...HEHEHE
 
How I would like the conversation to go:

Boys, I never would have thought
they could have saved the mule deer
herds across the western states, but
by damn, they did it! We have 4 nice
bucks hanging on the pole, after one
day of hunting!


How it will probobly sound:

Boys, I can still remember my first
mule deer hunt, 1989, southeast Idaho,
first week of the hunt, you could pick
any 4 point you wanted! the hunt opened
earlier than Utah in those days, so we
would hunt hard for 5 days then come back
to Utah for the opener, and would have another
5 days of great hunting! I would have never
thought we could miss-manage this bad and lose these amazing animals!
 
"Man, that was a hell of a shot son . . . . 2,300 yards with a 30 MPH cross wind!"
 
""Man, that was a hell of a shot son . . . . 2,300 yards with a 30 MPH cross wind!"

Yep Dad I should have taken up this bowhunting a long time ago.... Terry
 
Nice topic! I'm not very optimistic though....

I'll bet we will not even be allowed to have campfires then!
 
"It sure is nice to get up on the mountain again. Didn't think it would happen. It's only been 12 years and I got lucky and drew another tag."

"Have you seen that new quad Yamaha is selling? 500hp! Runs on hydrogen."

This one will probably never get out dated:
"Sure is nice to get away from that 'ol nag!"

Eel
 
Remember when we hunted antelope in 2010 on that BLM ground in SW WY?

Too bad the Chinese got it in the Bankruptcy settlement.

Yep. Those sure were the days.

Public land sure was nice.

Yep. Too bad it was all sold off.

Ohhh, here comes the landmanager! You got 800 Yuan to pay those guys for the campsite?

Yep. It is right next to the Remington Macro-Wave laser system.
 
Future:
"I hate these damn hover-crafts, they are ruining all the good hunting! Remember when we used to biitch about the ATV's?"

"hey, I got some of those new laser-guided, heat seeking bergers" "I should be able to kill one and not even know I've done it" "cool"

"I like having a fire, too bad we had to bring our own fuel and pack out all the ashes because we let it all become endangered wild territory"


Real time:
As divided and we are, I'm surprised the antis haven't been able to totally shut us down by now!
 

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