hahaha, im busy but let me run thru this.
-Im positive you couldn't find your azz with both hands and you don't know a 400 bull.
-Im a taxpayer, you work for ME!
-Every animal youve ever shot is a dink, but somehow through trick photography and posturing you are able to make some of them look BIG.
-Im pretty sure those aren't your teeth, but I do dig your hair.
Even with all your faults, I cant help but WUV YOU! Problem is now i have to compete with NJABABA, or whatever.