Lost Hunter

[rutnbuck]

Lost Hunter

Now that they found that little Scout. I can get back to the pre-season prep for the hunt for the Elusive Monster Bull!!
I can see in the future!! The Headlines in the Paper RUTNBUCK HUNTER MISSING on ELK HUNT. Do not disturb till end of Hunt Last seen wearing hunter drag!! Last smelt like Cow in Heat!! Last whereabouts Sleeping with Elk. Last heard Sounding like Cow Elk. Latest predictions. Rutnbuck survives and returns home with Elk! He will need Medical attention: He will need a band-aid and asprin to tape to forehead during recovery process.. He will request 2 wet nurses and Hot Toddy for celebration! Accepting donations to help in Recovery Process!!! Any predictions on the Elk? Gold Star reward for the forhead of anyone who gives the best predictions!!!!
Rut

 

[RACKMASTER]

RE: Lost Hunter

JEEEZ Kelly!
get away for an weekend sounds like you need it!
I have to wait til the 4th to do that and I need to get out to where all I smell is pine(and dog!they need a trip also).
and fish!
jack

 

[bobcatbess]

RE: Lost Hunter

WELL

EVERYBODY SHOULD GET LOST AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES A YEAR!!!

TO NOT KNOW OR NOT CARE WHERE HOME IS FOR A WEEK OR TWO IS A GOOD THING!!!

BUT THEN AGAIN BEING FOUND ACCORDING TO rutnbucks WANTS WOULDN'T BE TO BAD EITHER!!!

THE ONLY bobcat WANTING TO BE LOST FOR AT LEAST A MONTH!!!

 

[rutnbuck]

RE: Lost Hunter

Dr. RackMaster
Now that is about the best advice I have had in the last 2 seconds. I think I will take you up on it? So are u a Doctor?
If not you should be!! I am out of here this weekend for real. Thanks for the advice.
Bobcat the only thing u are lacking is in order to get lost for a month one has to be pretty dumb. And I don't think u have that. So ya might as well come tag along with me. I can sure lead you in the wrong direction if need be! Really I have never been lost. But I remember when I couldn't find my why home for about a week. Always happens during Elk season!

Rut