Advice...

never_catch · Mar 18, 2011

LAST EDITED ON Mar-19-11 AT 05:28AM (MST)[p]Let's hear the best or worst or any advice you've ever been given, regardless the type of advice

I've got a feeling this is going to be a good thread!! I'll start er off with a few...

"Never give up the activities you love most in life for a girl."

"We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves."

"Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life."

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

eelgrass · Mar 18, 2011

"Be sure and sign up for MM Tourney Pick 'EM Basketball Challenge"

Worst piece of advice I've had in a long time.

Eel

nickman · Mar 19, 2011

LAST EDITED ON Mar-19-11 AT 06:58AM (MST)[p]"If it has t*ts or tires, it's gonna' cost you money"......

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"

mesamuley · Mar 19, 2011

When I was about twelve, my uncle told me "If it smells like trout eat it out, if it smells like cologne leave it alone." Turns out to be pretty solid advice.

justr_86 · Mar 19, 2011

"You'll hurt yourself"

Did I listen? NO!

ktg · Mar 19, 2011

The bitter taste of poor quality lingers long after the price is forgotten.

caelkhnter · Mar 19, 2011

If you lower your expectations you will meet them.

Wiszard · Mar 19, 2011

"We should keep this just between the two of us."

Steve
Derkha derkha Muhammed jihad hakha sherpha sherpha abakhala- Gary of Team America World Police

overton · Mar 19, 2011

"You should plan a deer hunt in Alaska with Eel"

never_catch · Mar 19, 2011

LMAO I hear you on that Eel!! One of us is destined for last place...

Some good ones so far fellas!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~

D13er · Mar 19, 2011

if it flies, floats, or f@$ks......rent, don't buy.

JB

CantShootStr8 · Mar 19, 2011

There are two things in life you should never do with your heart-

1. Fill out your NCAA bracket
2. Pick your spouse!

1911 · Mar 19, 2011

>LAST EDITED ON Mar-19-11
>AT 06:58?AM (MST)
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>"If it has t*ts or tires,
>it's gonna' cost you money"......
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>"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much
>of a crime"

lmao...Overton says touche. He is French you know.

Apexmtnman · Mar 19, 2011

My dads sage advise "Don't go to bed with someone that you don't want to wake up with for the rest of your life."

eelgrass · Mar 19, 2011

"Hang onto your dot.com stock, it's going to rebound." overton.

Eel

zekers · Mar 20, 2011

"Don't dip your pen in company ink!"
"Don't cut off your nose to spite your face"
The most important...NAVY
"Never Again Volunteer Yourself"

NVBighorn · Mar 20, 2011

You can marry more money in 20 minutes than you can make in a lifetime.

Gator · Mar 20, 2011

Best advice
Always hold on hair for the first shot after that hold anywhere you want.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

TheFever · Mar 22, 2011

This one gets more true with age:

"Never trust a fart or waste a boner"

>>>---->
For the love of the game

Snuffy · Mar 22, 2011

I think that's a guy! Cancun 1991

BuckSnort · Mar 22, 2011

>I think that's a guy! Cancun
>1991

LOL!

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