A lawyer and MM'Y Man of Fame ELK; are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Lost Wages Nevada to Salt Lake City after watching Motorcycle, Car and Human Races.
The lawyer is thinking that Old Utah Men are so dumb that he could get one over on "OLD" Elk'y easily. Like Re-Plumb an Old Drain ( "Drain Elk"...Sounds like a Country Western Song Johnnie Cash would sing entitled: I've been everywhere Man, Crossed the Desert Bare, Man....)
So, the lawyer asks if Elk'y would like to play a fun game.
Elk is worn out due to Women plus, is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches Elk's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Elk doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's Elk's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
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Come-On, Monster Muley's...Take a few minutes to close your eye's and THINK-UP the Answer before reading forth.
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The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes Elk up and hands him $500.00. Elk pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes Elk up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"
Elk reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with old farts!
Hugs... Jagerdad
The lawyer is thinking that Old Utah Men are so dumb that he could get one over on "OLD" Elk'y easily. Like Re-Plumb an Old Drain ( "Drain Elk"...Sounds like a Country Western Song Johnnie Cash would sing entitled: I've been everywhere Man, Crossed the Desert Bare, Man....)
So, the lawyer asks if Elk'y would like to play a fun game.
Elk is worn out due to Women plus, is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
This catches Elk's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Elk doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's Elk's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
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Come-On, Monster Muley's...Take a few minutes to close your eye's and THINK-UP the Answer before reading forth.
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The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes Elk up and hands him $500.00. Elk pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes Elk up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"
Elk reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with old farts!
Hugs... Jagerdad