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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

TONY MANDILE

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LMAO.....good one

Funny. It reminds me of another one.

A guy was driving alone down the highway and got an overwhelming need to jerk off. He didn't want to make a scene about it and tried to think of the most modest way to do it. He thought if he did it in the seat of the truck, he wouldn't have much cover and the passerby?s would notice what he's doing and freak out. He came to the conclusion that he would get under the truck, that seemed to offer the most privacy and would make sense for people to see someone under a vehicle on the side of the road. So there he was under his truck having a real good jerk, eyes closed and everything. He hears a voice ask ?what's wrong?? He was close to finishing and didn't want to stop so he shouted back ?I think it's the transmission?. The Highway Patrol officer said ?you better look at the brakes too, your truck just rolled down the hill?.

lmao.....smart man

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