Alaskan Fools ...the're back !!!

nickman

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LAST EDITED ON Apr-15-09 AT 02:40AM (MST)[p]Well, there is another group of retards from the city, entertaining us with their efforts to survive in the wilds of Alaska.

I would be pretty entertaining myself, if you dropped me off on Wall St.

The simple task of starting a fire without matches is pitiful. And I won't even speak to the fact that they all got their feet wet, even though they had alternatives.....then burned up their boots by not paying attention to them around the fire.

I know it ain't fair, making fun of someone suffering in an environment I am totally comfortable in.....but I didn't invent the show.

This is true humor right here!
 
I can't believe they are already without a body piercer/ landlord.....Penny Jo, the only experienced hunter bailed already...when they didn't share that mouse with her she'd had enough.



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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Yep! I think we are going to see some skeletons or scat out of this group!

Oh and JB - that's what all women do if you don't share your mouse with them!

Who is going to be the first to find warmth and comfort with the blonde personal trainer?


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
what about the dude shooting at the squirrel with the 410? missed twice ,,,,, couldnt believe the wet feet and burned boots
 
You guys have said it quite well. I enjoyed last year's version. I'll look for it when the baseball game's not on and I need a laugh. Thanks for letting us know it's back.


Within the shadows, go quietly.
 
Not sure I am going to miss Penny Jo. If she can get her panties in a knot over not getting her 1/9th share of a field mouse, how will she cope with a real issue?

Only 1 show so far, but at this point, I don't see any of the 8 "bringing much to the table"......literally or figuratively.
 
I am just hoping that we don't see our first televised hunting accident.
 
I cant believe they decided to hual that dutch oven, let alone all the other useless crap they thought they will need :)

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
 
Just wondering what the camera and safety crew eat? Please tell me those poor bastards don't have to share in the bounty the all star hunting crew provides to them! Maybe there sittin there eating grouse and blue berries laughing at the idiots running around with rocks.
Please tell me one of them tags the trainer before there too weak to have any fun.
 
How about hauling the ukelele along to sing camp tunes with! These people will not survive another week. They had a stream full of trout and salmon and a nice salmon fly and they used a four foot net to set in the water hoping a fish would laugh itself to death.
 
Wow.....How hard would it have been to walk that creek with the .410 and do some sight fishing?

A snare....thats the quickest way to starve to death..

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My favorite was the idea to throw the rocks at birds, then they all stand there waiting for the bird to show up as a Wendys homestyle sandwich!
 
Maybe they gave the team blanks for the shot gun, and thats why they missed. Do you really want these idiots having real ammo? Maybe the camera crew has to share and thats why Penny Jo didn't get her 1/9th share of the field mouse. I was wondering why they didn't keep the hide off this beast and use it as a blanket? Or Maybe, the great hunter that killed this mouse kept it so he could do a full mount when he gets home.
 
Nickman said;
"Not sure I am going to miss Penny Jo. If she can get her panties in a knot over not getting her 1/9th share of a field mouse, how will she cope with a real issue?"

+1 lol i thought the same thing. She was bitching about carrying her pack too.

Joey
 
>OK I can't help it, but
>I'm wondering what channel and
>what time?

discovery at 10...right after deadliest catch.....tuesday nite



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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